18gays+1pan+1straight |Bts Svt [Hiatus]

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Suzy: Yooo I found this kid and he reminds me of Jihoon
So imma adopt him

Sassybitch: tf how old is he

Suzy: same age as Chan
Such a ray of sunshine
CUTE
And I adopted him

Granny: oof we have a grandchild. Cool, cool

Snakeissabitch: oh wait! I saw this guy that looks like Mingyu I swear

Tallasstree: I have a son?

Bro: are you pregnant, Mingyu?
Bro: WHO'S THE FATHER?!

Tallasstree: tf? I only had the do-do with you!!!

Jumble: pfft, exposed.

Bro: oh shut up you choker kink

Jumble: I just BREATHED

Fishhook: well you're clearly breathing too much

Jumble: no one fuckin mentioned you, Tae!

Fishhook: oh I know, I just wanted to be in the convo

Jumble: wanna hang out?

Fishhook: YES

Wanda: LET'S GO 95' SQUAD

Granny: WOOO

Cosmo: eh, sure I guess.

[95' squad has logoff]

Bruh: wAIT MINGYU IS A LEGIT BOTTOM?!

Tallasstree: YOU'RE A BOTTOM TOO SHUT UP, BUNNY TEETH

Cutebrat: umh, I just returned from my date and SHE'S SO CUTEEEE
AHHHH I MIGHT WANNA JUST HUG HER AND AHHHH

Janet: what did you guys eat??

Cutebrat: at the new fancy restaurant that just open in front of our old apartment

Kermitlove: The Cruisine Delight ?!?

Snakeissabitch: duDE THAT RESTAURANT IS FREAKIN EXPENSIVE LIKE HELL

Cutebrat: I know

Bruh: rich kids,
Bruh: Sofia got herself a sugar daddy

Memeshoe: no
Memeshoe: fuckin no, Jeongguk

Beca: Fyi, I chose her outfit. Your welcome

Memeshoe: wth did you made her wear?

Expensiveguy: lingeri--

Beca: tf, noooooo
Beca: a simple white dress, sigh so pretty

Janet: did you guys heard the news????
Samuel got himself a boyfriend

Gramps: who is this Samuel?

Datdude: Kim Samuel, 17, cute af, so tall, rich, and have a chinese bf.

Snakeissabitch: oof, his bf is Zhou Zhennan rite?

Suzy: YES

Kermitlove: how do you know?

Snakeissabitch: i, Jhope, have my way ;)

Bruh: what the...

...

(Yooo, I confessed to someone I don't even like // it's a dare ofc// and he won't talk to me anymore lmaoo)
Welp here's my last update. See you guys in November i guess.

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