18gays+1pan+1straight |Bts Svt [Hiatus]

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18gays+1pan+1bi

Janet
I saw a cockroach raping a toothbrush in my toilet just now

Granny
I-
What's wrong with you?

Janet
Idk, I just miss my hoonie so much

Granny
We're heading back tomorrow, y'know?

Tallasstree
Aweh, we are?!

Bro
Don't you miss me, baby?

Tallasstree
Well...?

Bro
MINGYU !!

Tallasstree
I was kidding !!

Gramps
You guys finally get over that bullshits?

Snakeissabitch
What bullshits?
Wait,,, oh
:0

Wanda
I can finally go homeee

Fishhook
Yea, you people had been gone for 100000000000 days!

Bruh
Ah, Tae
It was just two weeks
Look at bright side,
We can finally cuddle !!

Cutebrat
Erm, Vernon hyung...

Memehoe
What do you want

Cutebrat
How's Sofia?

Memehoe
Shw got a new bf

Cutebrat
HYUNG!!!

Memehoe
Sheesh I was kidding
She's fine
But she... urgh
Shw miss you

Beca
Don't you miss someone

Memehoe
KWANIE !!!
I MISS YOU BABE, PLEASE COME HOME
I WANT CUDDLESSSS

snakeissabitch
Y'all making feel lonely
:((

Bruh
Issokay, Hoseok hyung
You'll found someone for you

[Other chat]

Gogoloverforhoseokhyung?

Namjoon: why tf am I in this chat?
I don't even call him hyung?

Jeonghan: not now, Namjoon hyung
So do we have someone good for him?
Anyone?

Jihoon: i think he can find that person himself
It's his love life, y'know?

Minghao: no one's gonna agree with you, Jihoon hyung

Namjoon: I agree with Jihoon.

Taehyung: I don't.
We should find someone for him

Joshua: hmm, true

Mingyu: I think I have few friends

Junhui: me too

Jimin: good, let's meet tomorrow night at my house

Yoongi: why our house?

Jimin: why not?

Yoongi: yeah, no-

Jimin: nuh-uh.
Our house. No more discussion.

Yoongi: fine.

...

I HAVE FINISH MY EXAMS TODAY !!!
Y'ALL IT WAS JZNDJXNXJXN
anyway, I'm backkk

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