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(A/N: btw i put +49 on it bc i live in germany lmao and the rest is daniels bday date yeehaw)


                   +49-020-419-99

Me:
YA LIL ONION RING TOOTSIE
WOOTSIE TROLL MOTHERTRUCKER

                                        +49-020-419-99: Hey! Profanity!

Me:
YOU SERIOUSLY HAD TO
DO THAT HUH?
Me:
YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW
MUCH I LIKE HIM

+49-020-419-99:
IM SORRY BUT I LIKE HIM TOO..

Me:
wait what?
Me:
dude this was supposed to be
a dare from Isa and turns out you
like him too? ok woah

+49-020-419-99:
Um.. i can explain

Me:
go ahead i'm listening..
Me:
wait no i'll just ft you idiot

+49-020-419-99:
NO DON'T

Me:
why lmao

+49-020-419-99:
Um.. im on my period and im
not really in a good mood rn

Me:
ok Angie i feel u but that doesn't
explain why u didn't tell me u liked
him too ooof

+49-020-419-99:
I don't know.. i just.. liked him i guess

Me:
aha.. so Angie, i thought we had
plans today what happened to that?

+49-020-419-99:
Oh well obviously it's cancelled due
my period haha

Me:
hAhA nice try i know you're not Angie
i texted the wrong number shoot.

+49-020-419-99:
Ofcc i am what makes you think i'm
someone else?

Me:
okay first off, i'm not thAt dumb.
Ang always writes with small caps
even at the beginning of a sentence.
Me:
second of all, she told me she finished
her period two days ago. and third of all, we had no plans today🤷🏻‍♀️

+49-020-419-99:
Oof okay ur smart

Me:
i accept ur compliment but i don't
really feel comfortable talking to a
complete stranger so mind telling me
who u are?

+49-020-419-99:
Hellooo i'm Mike

Me:
so i'm assuming ur a guy?

+49-020-419-99:
No i'm an alien

Me:
ok bye i'm blocking you. i ain't
talking to an alien🤷🏻‍♀️👽

+49-020-419-99:
Ugh you suck

Me:
ok byeee nice knowing ya

+49-020-419-99:
Dude chilllll i was joking
+49-020-419-99:
And by the way, i'm in need for a new
friend soooooo

Me:
sooooo?

+49-020-419-99:
Oh my gosh ur so so dumb

Me:
call me dumb one more time and i'll
break ur face

to be continued...

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A/n: heyyy y'all this is the first chapter of "hooked" hope y'all enjoy.

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