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Mike the alien👽
Mike the alien👽:
Jeez calm down. What i'm trying to
say is don't delete my contact idiot
Me:
i'm sorry what?
Me:
dude are you crazy we don't even
know each other
Mike the alien👽:
You dumbass-
Mike the alien👽:
That's the whole poiNT i wanna get
to know you better🤦🏼♂️
Me:
I could literally be a serial killer on the
loose you know that right? or vice versa
i mean who knows
Mike the alien👽:
Well then.. we could be partners in
crime u know teehee🦹🏼♂️🦹♀️
Me:
ok one, why the superhero emoji?
and two, now i'm convinced that
YOU'RE the serial killer and i'm just
an innocent city girl who wants to live
Mike the alien👽:
Well one, i couldn't find a ninja emoji
and the superhero one was the closest
to ninja bc of the mask💀😂 and two, u
caught me.. i just killed a little girl this
morning because she didn't let me
borrow her stuffed giraffe
Me:
ok for the superhero thing, no that was
literally the dumbest thing ever. and
oh my god we caught u Mike im calling
911
Mike the alien👽:
WHAT THE HECK U DONT CALL 911 IF THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE IDIOT U CALL THE POLICE
Me:
OKAY FINE I GIVE IN, IM DUMB
Mike the alien👽:
And i give in, my name isn't Mike😬
Me:
what the frick u lied to me
Mike the alien👽:
Well what was i supposed to do🤷🏼♂️ give
my name and information to a complete
stranger?
Me:
i- but YOU were the one who was
"in need" for a new friend smH
Mike the alien👽:
Okay true though..
Me:
idiot..
Me:
wait if ur name isn't mike then who
is it?
Mike the alien👽:
It's Daniel :vvv
Me:
well how am i supposed to know you're
not lying to me again? or even worse..
scamming me?😳
Mike the alien👽:
Damn girl relaxxx i swear to god my
ACTUAL name is Daniel😌👊🏼
Me:
fine i trust you.. but istg if u later say
that ur name isn't daniel, i wiLL block
you :)
Mike the alien👽:
got it
Me:
lmao i need to change ur contact name
first it's still "Mike the alien👽" shdhsjk
Mike the alien👽:
ooo ok
Mike the alien👽:
but why alien though?
Me:
biTCH is u dUmB? u clearly said that
u were an alien about like 10 minutes
ago smh
Me:
okay but what should i name u this
time in my contacts?
Mike the alien👽:
idk just think of something
Me:
that's what i've been doing this WHOLE
time u idiot darniel
to be continued...
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A/n: heyy guys it's Angelina fyi in the next chapter daniel's contact name isn't
gonna be "mike the alien" anymore
so don't get confused when the contact name changes to daniel😂
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Fanfiction"you were there when i was low, you held me high" - djs you'll have to read this story to know what's going on :v but all i can say is that it all started with you texting the wrong number..
