Get to know Orion aka Lucifer who got bored on hell so he decided to take a vacation in the human realm.
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1: I'm the Devil
ORION
"Damn, I'm bored. I feel like I wanna get tossed again all the way to hell from the gates of heaven."
The naked skanks around me giggled as if I said some funny things. Ugh, Dad didn't just tossed me, he tossed these stupid creatures with me.
But it's okay, I understand. My intelligence is enough and can suffice for all of us here in hell.
"Go away sluts I need some time alone."
All of them stood up in a second, they know better not to pissed me. I am Lucifer, I am damned and I ruled hell, they won't do as stupid as pissing the devil.
Nang makatayo na silang lahat ay tumayo rin ako at naglakad sa harap ng malaking salamin, watching myself in naked glory. What's to be bored with my life? I have the prettiest face that even the heavens envied, I have the intelligence one has to die for, I am perfect in every way but waking up to all these everyday seems so boring lately.
Aha I know it!
Why not let my ass waltz on human realm and cause havoc like I always do?
I'm good in pissing off Dad. That will not be boring.
Pinindot ko ang bungo na nasa gilid at wala pang segundo ay tumatakbo na sa harap ko ang isa sa mga alagad ko. A demon, with a horn between his eyes.
"You, ugly creature... Wait, I don't recognize you, are you new?" tanong ko sa kanya.
The demon bowed at me, "I'm here since your fall, Master."
Ah, right. It's just that he's so badlooking, so not worth remembering. At least hornedface is loyal.
"I see. What day is it in human realm?"
He peered at his planner, whoah this guy plans.
"Sunday, Master."
Sunday. Nice day to pissed off Dad. I pulled a cloth to wrap around my waist when I noticed a book along with the ugly unicorn demon's planner.
"What's that?"
Itinaas niya ang hawak. "Libro, Master."
"You are not funny ugly, I know it's a book baka nakakalimutan mong wala ang talino mo sa talino ko." I looked up to the ceiling of hell, whining. "Hey Dad you gave me idiots for servants! Can't I have your finest angels to scrub my foot and ass?"
But there's no way Dad will answer. In fact our communication ended when he decided to toss me just because he had a new favorite son.
Scumbag.
"So what's in that book?"
He looked hesitant to answer first. "It's human's book about gods and goddesses."
