Infected (Kenny x reader) [South Park One shot]

Kenny X Reader

I stood alone on the hillside, waiting for Kenny. He was supposed to return to the camp today, and I was especially excited to see his face after so long.

I actually had a small crush on him. Okay, that's a lie. I have a massive crush on him. But who wouldn't? He was always so flirty and sure of himself, but he wasn't a complete asshole like Cartman. He actually did stuff around the camp, and he had been friends with me for years.

My eye caught an orange figure emerge from the nearby woods. I perked up upon seeing him, immediately identifying him. I noticed he had his hood down for once, so his blonde hair was sparkling in the sunlight.

"Ken!" I yelled happily, waving my arms around above my head. "Ken over here!"

He looked up, and even from far away I could see his eyes widen and his mouth turn upwards into a silent laugh. He started sprinting up the hill towards me, I laughed as he finally reached me and lifted me up in the air, spinning me.

When he put me down he immediately went in for a hug. But it lasted a bit... too long. I tried to push away, but Kennys grip on me was like steel.

"Uh, Ken? What are you doing?" I asked, as he was now sniffing me and stroking my head.

"Mmm.... you smell good..." He purred, nuzzling deeper into my neck and loosening his grip. I pushed him away, desperately trying to get ahold of him.

He went limp against my outstretched arms, so I was now the only thing propping him up. He stared down at me in a blissful daze, and in his eyes I saw that his pupils had a vague look of a heart in them. My own heart sank, as I realized what was happening.

Out of shock my arms weakened slightly, and he collapsed onto me. I stumbled a bit to regain my balance, and he wrapped his arms around my waist in the process. He still was only barely standing up, so I settled on holding him by the shoulders and pushing him away again.

When I tore my body out of his arms he grabbed my hand and started kissing my fingers. I scanned his face, trying to see if he was showing any other symptoms. Finally he looked back to me, his eyes still shaped into hearts.

"Kenny.... I think you're under a love potion."

He moaned slightly, fell to his knees still holding my arm, and began cuddling it. "Y/n! You're so smart, I didn't even know!"

I tried to pull away, but when I jerked my arm back he held on tightly and came with it. When he realized he was now closer to me again he latched onto my legs, his head snuggled into my lower stomach.

"Didn't know what?" I asked. "That I was smart, or that you were under a potion?"

He sniffed me again, inhaling my scent. "The potion. I always knew you were smart, and clever, and hot, and-"

"How could you not know you were under a potion?" I asked, scrunching up my eyebrows in confusion. "Unless.... Wait, were you poisoned?!"

He laughed, and began kissing my stomach and waist, basically everywhere he could reach without letting go of me. "I don't know, maybe~"

"You don't seem very worried!"

He laughed again and began fiddling with my shirt, pulling it up slightly and hooking his fingers in and out of my belt loops. I pulled my shirt down. He wasn't doing anything bad per say, but I really didn't want him thinking he could do anymore.

"Why would I be worried? I'm right where I want to be..." He moaned. Loudly.

I worriedly glanced around, trying to come up with a plan. Kenny was still holding tightly onto me, now caressing my leg with his entire body. 'If he really was poisoned, I should take him to someone who can help.' I thought.