Chap 1.
Faker's POV
As I filled the customer's drink, I realized that I was really thirsty. Peeking over my shoulder to make sure the customer wasn't watching, I took a sip of his coke. Working at McDonalds was so tiring.
"That would be $5" I said.
"What the fuck, why is it so expensive?" the man asked.
"Inflation breh."
After the man left the counter, I pocketed the money and threw a dollar into the till. I looked up at the clock, it was almost time for my lunch break.
"Excuse me, are you guys hiring?" A skinny little kid approached the counter.
"Nope, you're not plat."
"I'm Challenger." The boy said arrogantly.
"You wanna one v one me breh?"
"Sure, I have two laptops on me right now."
Taking a lap top from the kid, I brought it to a table and quickly booted it up. Logging onto my smurf BarcodeKiller, I turned around and asked the kid for his Summoner name.
"Booberella is I."
As soon as I added Boob, I swiftly created a custom game and invited him. Before long, we were in game. I tossed the mouse to the side. This kid is only (mentally) challenged, I can kill him with the trackpad.
"30 seconds until minions spawn." The announcer said.
I directed my champion, Sona to the mid lane. Her beautiful blue hair floated in the air behind her.
As I waited for the minions to meet, I spammed laugh cause that's what I do. Suddenly, Booberalla's champion, Zed skipped out of the fog of war. With a jolt, I realized he had the SKT Zed skin. I nearly choked from laughter... this kid.
As we CSed, Boob attempted to poke me with his shurikans. I didn't even have to reposition, they all missed. What a noob, this dude sucked almost as much as my cousin, Chamunda. This is so boring, we need to end fast. With that thought, I started directly walking into his shurikans.
As the cannon minion made its way to lane, I flashed in and smited it. I could kill this Boob without summoners. However, boob seemed angry about my actions and decided to all in. Lolz, I'm the only person who can kill the enemy at level 2 kid pl0x.
Boob wasn't that bad, tbh, he knew that d was not for dance but for flash in his case. He put flash on d what a weirdo. Anyways, he flashed in and tried to auto attack me, but as an amazing sona player I knew my strengths and pressed h to hook him. He is now stunned and I kill him easily, almost.
He ignited me before being disabled and was able to bring me down to 10 health. However, I didn't panic at all, as I had confidence in my kiting skills. He tried to jump on me again, with like 100 health, and I be like lololololol you think you can keel me, don't even dream Child and I q'ed him to death.
"First blood."
That was the end of this amazing match. Please subscribe to the official Faker youtube channel for more.
