The Tales of StrykA

Nickname Issues

I ain't got nothing to say to you degenerates enjoy this story.

The soldiers were battling in the skies against the Kamukos(don't know if that a real organization but f*k it)

Pilot# 1: This is Sergeant Ball Licker, over.

Pilot #2: The hell, I thought I was Sergeant Ball Licker and you're Captain Ben Dover?

Pilot #1:....

Pilot #2: Over.

Pilot #1: No I'm Sergeant Ball Licker and StrykA's Captain Ben Dover. Over

StrykA: No I'm Commander Smexy 101. over

Pilot #1: You can't give your own self a name, over!

StrykA: Can now, its my story after all. Isn't that right Commander?

The Actual Commander Smexy 101: I approve👍.

StrykA: See.

Pilot #1: Well that bulls- Tango on your right StrykA!

StrykA throttles upward loosing the enemy's focus and cloaks himself to sneak up behind the enemy jet.

StrykA: Surprise Mothaf*ka!

StrykA shoots a cloud of rockets at the  enemy giving them hell.

Pilot 2: That's  a bit too much don't you think?

StrykA: No worries I'm just giving the bastards a little message before our arrival.

Lieutenant Ice Wallow Come: Lieutenant Ice Wallow Come here to assist you, over

Private Ligma: Copy.

Sergeant Ball Licker: Well we're almost at our landing point so lets settle this I'm Sergeant Ball Licker, Lewis is Lieutenant Ice Wallow Come, StrykA is Commander-

StrykA: No no no, I'm Thot Destroyer 200-

SBL: Stop changing your damn name and adding numbers, this is not a video game.

StrykA: Idk know about that Sarge. My screen looks like a Fucking video game HUD to me. It even keeps track of points for no reason.

LIWC: Same here no gonna lie-

SBL: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Private Ligma: Hey guys, I know we ate Aliva's cake today but  is that a barrage of missiles coming straight for us or just Christmas lights? Over.

StrykA: Let's hope they're just Christmas lights. Over.

ACTUALLY NO THERE WERE A BARRAGE OF MISSILES HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS THEM RIP. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED. I'M NOT REALLY MUCH OF A GOOD WRITER BUT I PROMISE THAT MY STORIES WILL GET BETTER.~