The Tales of StrykA

Animal Crackers can solve problems!?

Hey guys it's StrykA here. I'm here to say that I will do anime crossovers. For example, Me and Y/n interact with Issei from Highschool DxD(something that..you'll see) . I will also issue disclaimers. Anyways enjoy.

Y/n's Pov
I woke up to see myself tied to a tree in the middle of nowhere(literally). My memories were still fuzzy
Suddenly, I heard a noise from the fog in front of me. A figure emerged from the fog. It was Saber in a lion outfit.

She was dashing towards me on all fours. Fangs peered from her mouth and her eyes glowed.

Y/n: This is a funny joke StrykA. Can you untie me now.

Saber gets closer.

Y/n: Guys. Seriously, untie me!

I began to struggle and started flailing around. I cried.

Y/n: Somebody help me!

Saber pounces into air towards me-

FLASHBACK

Third Pov
StrykA and Y/n were at HQ under Fuyuki city eating donuts fir breakfast. StrykA's phone rang.

StrykA: Hello, this Pizza Hut.

Shirou: I know who this is but while you're at it, buy me a pizza on the way here. And maybe some animal crackers.

StrykA: Animal crackers, the hell is going on?

Shirou: You see, Saber has gone..um..wild.

StrykA: Alright..we'll be right there. (hangs up) Y/n lets go.

Y/n: Where?

StrykA: To the market and Shirou's place.

Time Skip: Shirou's House

StrykA rings the doorbell

Shirou kicks the door hitting StrykA and puts him in a chokehold.

Shirou: Stop ringing the doorbell!

StrykA: Ack-ok-I -ck-quit!

Shirou lets go of StrykA.

StrykA: So...where is she?

Shirou: You know the place..

StrykA- aw shi-

Time Skip: Middle of nowhere

Y/n: Yo StrykA, whats this honey and animal crackers for?

StrykA: You see "Y/n", Saber has ran loose and the only way to capture her is by bait. You know how she love animal crackers, and she likes "you" more than me, so "somebody" has to do it.

StrykA continue staring at you.

Y/n: Aw hell nah! F*ck that! Nope, not going to do it. Good bye.

Y/n turns around and walks away. Shirou uses projection magic to create a shovel and hands it to StrykA. He cups the shovel in his hand and then raises it.

StrykA: Sorry Y/n

Y/n: Hm-

POW!

Y/n gets knocked with the shovel before fully turning around.

Flashback ends

Y/n: Oh that's right them mf's- wait, she really finna rock my shit.

Before saber reaches Y/n, a light glowed blinding the both of them. After Y/n could clearly see again, he saw Saber restrained with magical chains that came out of some portal.

Y/n: Gilgamesh! You've came to save me.

Gilgamesh: No that's not it.

He cuts off the ropes. Gilgamesh then pulls out a gun.

Gilgamesh: Now then. Run that shit.

Y/n: Now hold on Sir Gil-

Gilgamesh: Give me that golden rolex or I'll blast a hole through your ass!

Y/n: Okay okay! There.

Gilgamesh then dematerializes in mid air, also releasing the chains from Saber. Unfortunately, you still had animal crackers stuck to you, and now fucked. And yes I'm talking to the one reading this story(give me a vote while you're at it)

Y/n runs as fast as they can but Saber was too fast. She was able to catch up and pounce on y/n. Saber then proceeded to eat every animal cracker off of y/n, also licking Y/n cause of the honey or whatever I don't know. Saber slowly dozes off, and falls asleep next to Y/n, who passes out 2 seconds after.

The end...

The hell am I doing with my life. Tune in for more Tales of Stryka.