Anomaly

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It was a beautiful day in Mewni. As long as the flow of magic continued uninterrupted, every morning would remain the same. It might seem boring, but the people living there expected such perks. It wasn't only about having money or possessions. It was also about life itself being marinated in luxury.

"Ugh!"

But while citizens of Mewni enjoyed being pampered by it, certain individuals who were just going through were appalled.

"There really wasn't any other way to reach it?" The man asking the question was rather short, with a full beard covering his face. He had a peculiar expression, telling everyone around him that he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown and anything could set him off...

"It's pretty in here."

...or anyone.

"Can we buy some candies?"

Despite the rather odd request, the new question was asked by a massive man, always cheerful and smiling. His name was Kobi.

"Oh yeah, sure. And then I'll shove them down your throat so I don't have to listen to your stupid questions!"

"Can it, you two."

With a strong and authoritative voice, and without the need to raise it, the third man, Lucan, was keen to keep their presence under the radar.

"We are in public and even though these people generally mind their own business, we do not need to risk attracting their attention."

"Then why in the hell did you bring this bastard along?"

"Because no one else can work with him. Furthemore, this mission might require brute force."

Kasper didn't like Lucan's answer. "We could've taken a couple of explosives instead of this blubbering oaf."

"Do I really need to remind you that we are on a covert mission? We are to retrieve the object and return to the base without causing a commotion."

"According to your doo-hickey, that thing is deep within the old tunnels of this place. How the hell would they know about us being down there?"

"It's an unnecessary risk that needs to be avoided to the best of our ability. We do not know how far the secret police's reach goes and we might end up finding ourselves in a dire situation. And down there no one would come to our rescue."

"I hate when you're right."

"I expected nothing else."

Lucan was going over the data in his head again and again, trying to make sure he would be ready to predict any and all possible problems along the way. But, as history had taught him, no amount of pre-planning could circumvent the consequences of working with his two colleagues: one a violent hothead and the other a behemoth with a child-like attitude. All he could do was to prepare his best with the limited knowledge he had at his disposal.

Anywhere else, their blue jumpsuits would raise at least a few eyebrows. Not here. The queen and authorities made sure that Mewmans were involved so deeply in their cushy lives that they were all but blinded by their hearts desires. Three dudes dressed like plumbers were absolutely none of their concern.

The three followed the steady flow of students into Paragon Academy. Thankfully, the main entrance wasn't their goal, so a few meters before reaching it they turned right and crept along the side alley toward the back. Even just this little piece of Mewni that they saw before them was sparkling clean; it was truly a sight to behold, and the side alleys weren't any different. To someone living in dirt, this scenery was utterly bizarre. Pieces of banners were floating above their heads as they reached their destination. They were mesmerizing to look at, something Kobi enjoyed to the fullest.

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