A/N: Jokes that I've seen and are funny as hell.
Yo Mama so Ugly, One Direction, went the other direction.
Yo Mama so Poor, she went to KFC, to lick people's fingers.
Yo Mama so Fat, she volunteered as tribute in The Hunger Games, cause she thought is was an eating competition.
Yo Mama so Stupid, she tried to fuel her car, with Vin Diesel.
Yo Mama so Short, she hooks up with Legos.
Yo Mama so Hairy, when she posted he sex tape online, it got flagged for bestiality.
Yo Mama so Stupid, zombies walked past her, cause they didn't smell any brains.
Yo Mama so Ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mama so Fat, she had to be baptized, at SeaWorld.
Yo Mama so Poor, she went after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
