God walks into a room and tells satan "no die". Satan is very confused and says "he'll no". Then a random dog in the rooms says "satan is my man". God yells "hell no". The dog then precides to bark "UWU VERY UWU". Satan who is used to this by now responds with this madness with "I bet your mom thought you were dead when she gave birth to you because your head collapsed because of how small your brain is. I bet your brain is as small as a mustard seed. Im surprised your parents can look at you without clawing their faces off. I bet if you coughed on someone, they would get the plague because of how nasty you are. If i killed you, tore your organs out, and consumed them, the police probably would reward me instead of arresting me and giving me the death sentance. But i dont want to because i might get many diseases and die. Its like the contents in Pandora's Box went to you and chose you to be the new box. While doing so they made you pretty ugly so no one would open you up." God is yelling and stripping. "You touch my beans nibba!!" They all join in singing.
