Ouma works at target

First shift

Ouma Kokichi had been working at target for about a week. He usually worked the cash register or threw bratty kids out of the store, but tonight was different.  Kokichi leaned over the register, feeling bored out of his mind. Where is everyone?

Suddenly, someone burst through the in-store Starbucks. 

"WHERE IS MY VEGAN CEREAL?!!!!11" Rantaro shouted through the empty Target. Oh no, Kokichi thought. He found out about the cereal. 

Kokichi attempted to hide under his register, but the angry avocado had found him. Rantaro grabbed Kokichi by the collar and lifted him up. "You ate the last of my cereal, didn't u?!!" 

"No Amami-Kun!~ I would never! Your cereal is fucking nasty anyway-"

"How would you know if my cereal was nasty if you never tried it you little shit?! That cereal costs more than your rent!!" The avocado fumed, shaking the rat slightly. 

"Ok, Ok, that was a lie! I ate ur cereal!!" Kokichi exclaimed as the avocado lifted him higher. "I'll buy you more ok!! Just put me down!" 

"Fine. Just please let me know before you eat my rations. You don't want to suffer Kaede's wrath, do you?" Rantaro sighed, putting the little rat down. Ouma stuck his tongue out at the avocado as he walked back to his station at the Starbucks. 

Later,Komaeda stopped by and gave Kokichi some Jehovah Witness pamphlets. Kichi pretended to be very interested as Komaeda explained their baby eating ceremony. 

"I hope you join us, Ouma Kun! Hope is hidden in your blackened heart, I know it!" Komaeda preached as Kokichi practically shoved him out the door.

"Yeah, yeah, have a nice night cloud hair!" Kokichi said, finally shoving the bagel out of his store. What a creep. 

As Kokichi made his bed in the toilet paper aisle, he thought about the day's painfully average events. His life was severely depressing, and he was almost tempted to listen to My Chemical Romance with Shuichi. 

Little did the short rat know, his dull life was about to be flipped upside down.