{ Kagekao x Offender }
Kagekao: What should I do when my Boyfriend is too tall and I want to kiss him?
Jason The Toymaker: Kick him in the shin >:D
Suicidal Sadie: Punch him in the gut! Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!!!
BP: Dump him.
Puppeteer: Tackle him.
Offender: nO! NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN, OKAY??!