[ Jeff texting BEN ]
Jeff: Aye can you go get me a Sprite?
BEN: We're both being lectured by Slender rn. How am I supposed to get you a Sprite?
Jeff: Go now.
BEN: You know Slender isn't going to let me leave, right?
Jeff: HOLD ON.
BEN: Did you really just sMack me with yOur knife and sAid "Slender, BEN is hurt, he needs to go to the infirmary."
Jeff: NOW'S YOUR CHANCE RUN BITCH RUN
