(hta means how to annoy) hello, my name is jenny. i thoroughlly enjoy annoying people, so i made this book for the not-so-annoying people. leave requests in the comment section, if you have any !!
1. follow them everywhere
2. talk to you imaginary friends constantly
3. call them a liar every time they try to speak
4. tell your mom that jimmy's mom lets jimmy eat grass and moo and then ask why she won't let you do it
5. lay on the ground and try swimming on it
6. go up to them and say "i have to tell you guys something.. you may want to sit down. i lost my virginity." and then after they freak out for a minute say "help me find it.." after putting flyers up all over town
7. set their alarm for an hour after they're supposed to get up
8. hide the tv remote and if they bring it up, say "maybe aliens took it.. go ask that cow if he's seen anything suspicious."
9. step on their heels
10. yell "LETUCE" in the middle of an important conversation
11. call them by their first name, "hey margaret, have you seen my phone laying around?"
12. say "what?" every time they tell you to do something
13. during winter, trace your finger along the window of the car when it's frosty, or if it's dusty
14. every time they try to use the restroom get up and run into it and take forever
15. whenever they put any clothing on, tell them it's ratchet
16. talk like a gangster
17. when in the car always ask "are we there yet?' or "where are we going?"
18. when they call you say "in a minute." then never go (i do this a lot)
19. record shows like octonauts, dora, doc mcstuffins, etc
20. wear clothes that don't match when you go out into publlic
21. say the word 'flabbergasted' continuously
22. click your tongue repeatedly
23. narrate everything they do
24. pretend you're deaf or blind
25. leave all the lights on (my dad hates this)
26. tell them that you're going to sue them
27. slap them repeatedly and yell "SPAZ ATTACK" while doing so
28. set their car alarm off in the middle of the night then run back to bed
29. miss the bus constantly
30. get frustrated for no reason and start screaming and jumping and flop around on things
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how to annoy people
Humorif you enjoy irritating people, this book is for you. annoy friends, family, enemies, fangirls, teachers, everyone. request things in the comments if you would like!!
