You: "OMG WE NEED TO CALL THE AMBULANCE! THIS IS A SERIOUS EMERGENCY! DO YOU KNOW CPR?"
Best Friend: "WTF IS WRONG? I HAVE THEM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS THE AGE OF THE PATIENT?"
You: "IT'S MY 3 YEAR OLD BABY!"
Best Friend: "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS?? WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?"
You: "MY PHONE DIED"
Best Friend: ... "Why are we friends again?"
