Phone Emergency

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You: "OMG WE NEED TO CALL THE AMBULANCE! THIS IS A SERIOUS EMERGENCY! DO YOU KNOW CPR?"

Best Friend: "WTF IS WRONG? I HAVE THEM ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS THE AGE OF THE PATIENT?"

You: "IT'S MY 3 YEAR OLD BABY!"

Best Friend: "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS?? WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?"

You: "MY PHONE DIED"

Best Friend: ... "Why are we friends again?"

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