Name of your husband?
Jack: It's Zhao Li An but a lot call him Zhao Zi.
Zhao Zi: Fang Liang Dian! Such a long name isn't it? He's called Jack too!
Age of your husband?
Zhao Zi: He's thirty-two but he looks twenty five! Must be because of his muscles.
Jack: But my muscles don't have anything to do with my age.
Zhao Zi: Of course they do!
Jack: No.
Zhao Zi: Yes!
Jack: No.
Zhao Zi: YES!
Are you done fighting?
Jack: No--I mean yes.
Zhao Zi: …
Jack: Come on~ don't pout.
Zhao Zi: But your muscles really have something to do with your age!
Jack: I'm sorry, please give us a moment.
Gender of your husband?
Zhao Zi: He's male!
Jack: A lusty male.
Zhao Zi: Who are you calling lusty?!
How long have you been married?
Jack: We've been married for five years.
Zhao Zi: It's four!
Jack: Is it four? We've been with each other for six years already, being married doesn't really change anything.
Favorite thing to do with your husband?
Zhao Zi: Eat together!
Jack: I cook, he eats.
Hateful thing to do with your husband?
Jack: I don't have any. The fights aren't really hateful, I just feed him and he's good.
Zhao Zi: When he says or do really corny stuff.
Jack: Stop lying. You like it when I'm cheesy.
Zhao Zi: Who says so?
Jack: I say so.
Zhao Zi: I hate arguing like this too!
What do you do in your free time with your husband?
Zhao Zi: There are a lot. Sometimes we watch TV, or go for motorcycle rides, eat!
Jack: I only remember the eating part. It's really amazing how he doesn't gain weight when he eats like a horse.
Zhao Zi: My grandma says I got my mom's stomach!
What is your husband's favorite food?
Jack: I know what isn't. It's my personal di-
Zhao Zi: Lalala~! I can't hear anything!
Jack: Why are you covering your ears? Don't you hate my personal dish?
Zhao Zi: AH! YES, I HATE THAT! Don't ever cook that again!
Who wakes up from a nightmare and who comforts them?
Zhao Zi: Sometimes it's Jack who gets nightmares, sometimes it's me.
Jack: When I have nightmares, he gives me hugs to comfort me. And when he gets nightmares-
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HIStory 3: Trapped Oneshots
FanfictionCollection of oneshots of the two couples in History 3: Trap. The couples featured will be TangFei and LiKe. Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction, I do not own HIStory 3: Trap and its characters. The stories I tell here are all invented and...
