Twins Rejection

Oh Fuck

Previously on this book which is being narrated like a tv show...

The group came out of the pensive, shocked.
Then, as one, excluding the twins and Harrison, turned to Dumbass.

Mrs. Bones recovered first.

"Well." She said, pale faced and pissed. " That was one hell of an experience. " I snorted, trying to recover from the bad memory.

"Well, Professor Dumbledore? Care to explain what happened? Am I still the jealous boy you claim me to be? What about John? Is he actually the Boy Who Lived? What about, oh I don't know, Voldemort?" I sneered.

"I-I'm sure that was fake." Stuttered Dumbass. I rolled my eyes.

" Honestly, do we look stupid? You can't make up a memory. "
Snapped Mrs. Bones, surprising me. Dumbledore straightened up fast and held up his hand.

"Fawkes!" He yelled, making the wizards grab their wands. However, nothing happened, making Dumbass blink.

"Fawkes?" He said, and I suddenly grinned, having an idea.

" Fawkes. " I said, and with a flash of fire he appeared, landing on my shoulder and nuzzling me.

"Well, I guess you're stuck." Said one of the ministers.

Timeskip.
Dumblewhore, oops, Dumbledore, was finally taken into custody, making me sigh in relief and sit down, trying not to pass out from the pounding pain.

"Are you ok?" George askes, sitting next to me. Fred sat on the opposite side. I nodded, which for my part was decidedly stupid as my vision tunneled and I passed out, my last thought: Oh Fuck.