So I just had a d&d session and we say weird things, and I have weird so here's sanders sides as things I hear in real life. Sorry its short but it's 3:20 AM and I'm bored. :\.
Logan @virgil: you lost your phone!? Your so irresponsible!
Patton:um have you MET me??
(I'm Logan.xD)
Patton:making mouth noises*
Logan:slowly going insane* if you don't stop, I will kill you.
Virgil:me too? Makes mouth noises*
(Im Logan again)
Virgil:I'm tired
Patton:hi tired im-
Logan:I freaking swear to God if you finish that I will kill you slowly
(I'm Patton)
Roman @logan who is DMing:hah fight me
Logan:lighting strikes, hits your character, starts a small fire, no one notices. Because you're in the fire you adomaticly fail the death saves. Try me."
Roman: offended noises*
(Roman is my brother and Logan is my DM, Josh.)
Virgil:I'm so bad.
Patton:Stop with the self debercation.
Logan:looks at Patton because he used a big word*
(Im Patton, and my cousin is Logan.)
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Logicality one shots
Krótkie OpowiadaniaJust a Logicality one shot book! Feel free to leave suggestions and I might get inspiration from them.
