Creepypasta Parent Scenarios

How You Meet - Jeff the Killer

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(Y/N) = Your name

boy/girl = Your gender or chosen gender. Same for him/her and he/she.

(P/B) = A close, personal belonging that you have in real life.

Line of ~~~~~ = Time Skip

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The living room was in chaos.

Total. Chaos.

I had just gotten back from E-Jack's Office. I was only in there over a stupid dare, the last thing  I wanted when I got out was to see Midget Boy hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Even then, that was the first thing I saw.

" Jeffery, Jeff, help me! " BEN screamed from his hanging trap. He was hung upside down by a thick rope, which was nailed into the ceiling. BEN was hanging by both ankles and was dangling helplessly, slowly swaying from left to right. His hat was nowhere in sight, his normally ruffled, but clean hair, was in wet clumps, and the best part, was that his tunic had sparkles all over it.

I muffled a laugh and took my eyes off the midget. I looked around to where the kitchen was, where a slight smell of fire and burnt food told me that Toby had managed to sneak into the kitchen and attempt to improve his cooking skills. Loud yelling, followed by the occasional crash was heard every now and then, until a brown-haired, twitching boy that was known as Toby, ran out with a large grin on his face and a dagger embedded into his shoulder. He ran out and up the stairs, followed by a screaming Clockwork and a shrieking Splendor.

I didn't want to know how he managed to make Splendor frown.

I sighed again and looked back to BEN, who was glaring at L-Jack. L-Jack, the tall monochrome clown, was sticking small pieces of gum all over him and did so as BEN screamed in his glitchy voice.

" I was only gone for like a week! " I shouted at BEN. " How the hell did this happen, and where is Slender? This would NEVER happen if Slender was in the house! "

BEN looked over at me and chuckled. " Well, Jeffery, while you were gone away in Doctor Land, and few things happened... " He began to make a list of all the events that happened in my absence. 

" First, what really started it off, was that Hoodie and Masky got caught by the police, which caused Slender to go save their sorry asses. " He emphasized on the word " asses " while glaring at L-Jack, who didn't have a care in the world. 

" Once he left, then Mansion erupted into chaos, as you can tell. Toby tried to cook, Clock Bitch tried to kill him multiple times, Mr. Hentai Material ( You'll have to read my headcanons book to get this, sorry ) was too busy taking care of your ass to stop any of it, L-Jack is somehow ALWAYS high, Sally booked it while she had the chance, Jane almost killed me and Dark, Silver and Red are nowhere to be found, and I'm stuck here, hanging, by a fucking oversized jester. " He pointed at L-Jack, who frowned at the words ' Oversized Jester. '

I laughed. " Well, BEN, looks like you're on your own for this one, pal. " I told him, saluted with two fingers, then began to walk towards the front door.

" Wait, Jeff, fucking get me down from here! " BEN screamed as I began to walk away. I only shook my head and fished my knife from my hoodie pocket. 

" No can do, Linkie. " I said, walking out the door. I quickly closed it as BEN screamed in anger and humiliation.

Outside the Mansion, like always, was cold, dark, and beautiful. The wind nipped at my bleached face and exposed eyes, and the smell of rain erupted from the grass and trees. Tiny footprints and rustling were heard, and every now and then, a group of fireflies floated into my vision.