Creepypasta Parent Scenarios

How You Meet - Dark Link

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I am a killer. Not a father.

I am a psychopathic maniac who lives within a Mansion that houses hundreds of serial killers. I am not a father, though.

I am a virus that will eat away at my victims slowly until taking their life. I do it for my own pleasure, and because I'm controlled by a faceless freak.

I am not a father.

I am not cut out to raise a child, let alone be a father.

Though, a Facebook page belonging to an old girlfriend of mine begged to differ.

Before I became a Pasta, I had a relationship with her like any normal human. And like any normal human boy who was in a relationship with a girl, things happened behind the scenes.

But I didn't plan on parenting a child.

Hell, I didn't even know I was a father until now.

But as BEN stood behind me, pointing at the Facebook post on the computer screen infront of me, I realized that I, Dark Link, a serial killer for Christ's sake, was now a father.

" That bitch. " I hissed loudly. BEN behind me chuckled.

" Well, Dark, that's what you get for not using a condom! Ha, you're a parent! Wow, that's gotta suck, huh bud? " BEN chuckled behind me.

" BEN, I will not hesitate to rip your ears off and shove them up your own ass, shut the hell up for one second. " I told him as I stood up infront of the computer. I turned around after speaking to him and looked down at him. I easily topped him in height, but he just looked up at me with a sly smirk on his face.

" Sorry bud, but it's not like I can make fun of someone for being a father everyday. Now, whatcha gonna do about the kid? It doesn't really look like you can do anything, to be honest. Are you sure it's even yours? She could have been around town lately. " He looked up at me and got out of the way as I started to walk out of his room and down the hallway. I heard him walk behind me.

Jesus, how could I be so stupid? I'm am quite literally part of the internet, how did I not find out about this sooner?

" Oh, I'm sure it's mine. I've just got a feeling. A strong one, in fact. God, I haven't felt this way since Link asked out Zelda. " I scowled out loud.

BEN ran up beside me. " Wait, he asked her out? How did I miss that? " He pouted.

" How did I miss finding out I was a father. " I asked myself as I walked down to Slender's Office. BEN scrambled beside me to keep up with me.

As I reached his door and knocked, BEN turned to me. " What are you doing, Darkie? If Slender finds out you're a father, things won't go as planned for you. "

I glanced over at him. " I won't tell him that I apparently have a kid. Neither will you, loudmouth. I'm just going to ask him if I can leave for a weak. Maybe I'll take you with me, who knows though. " I told him as I knocked again. BEN didn't answer me, just turned back to the door.

By this time, Slender would have said something if he was in his office. Was he not up here? Could he be downstairs, maybe? I turned around and began to walk towards the stairwell, but spotted one of the other freaks.