© Yash Phatak (brainwaved)
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental (and rather pitiful).
The writer does not wish to humiliate any sentiments, political, religious, or otherwise with the statements made in his story. Also, fun fact - earthworms have four hearts! (just saying)
FOR AWESOME PEOPLE: This story contains naughty words. (Enjoy!)
FOR NOT-SO-AWESOME PEOPLE: The writer will not entertain any complaints regarding offensiveness or profanity found in this story. He has a lot of other s*** on his mind.
Please do not p*** off the writer - he has social anxiety issues. (Poor bloke.)
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A Bad Case of Barnes
HumorAlfred Barnes - 67, a London cabbie and a living example of the phrase "dead serious". His quirks, grave nature and fondness for violence have made him popular among the other cabbies. He thinks nothing of the news about Jack Arkwright - the escape...
