Y/n's POV
As you were taking a sip a acahol fram moxxxxxxis bar place, you looked to ur left and saw a big beefy man staring into your soul ong wghay the hell😳😳😳😳.
"Uh ohkayw hello big man" you tell big meaty man. You were kinda scared doe, he so BIG AND MEATY AND COULD KILL YOU WITH THE STENCH OF HIS FECE!!!!!😰😰😰
"Hey man ahahaha" The meaty man replied to ur greetinmg like omg haha. He waved at u so gracefully you turned red WHAT.
Thw two of u exchanged names, his name was brick. What a hot name😳 u guys started having a conversation wif him omg gagaha!
"Try the Piss Tequila 3000" brick recomened.
"Ok yes piss teqwa moxi gib me piss teqia" you demanded. The pessw tweqweila soumed so good that u CRIED. SO HARD THAT YOU NEARLY STEXNGED UP THE PLACE WITH UR CRIBGW SALTY TEARS WTF😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬.
"Ong fine ahahaa😳🙄" moxxxxxxxxxxi said as her bosom bobbled ever so bosomly. She handed you a drink and saw you two laughing so BAD.
"Hahaha y/n you are so cool hot and cool I shall punch you jk hahahahahah" Brick said jokinlyw he so funny haha. You nearly peed oh thank fgod that was a releif.
"Omg domt date😡🤬🤬" moxxi objexted.
"He ate so big and ulgy STOP No" she said once more. WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD THAT BIG BOSOMED IDIOT WOULD AAISAY THAT BEICKB ARE SO COOL WHAT THE HELL KILL HER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You grab out your very powerful hyporion shotbgun to kill that mother father.!!
"DONT TALK ABOUT BREICK LIKE THAT🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!!!" You sSCREAM AT HER AND EVERYONE NOTICES AND YEAH. u are avout to pull sda trigger imtil brick leads you to a halt. ( if you are dum then that means he stiooped ou from killing moxxi).
"Domt kill her,slab" brick told tou😳😳😳.
"I'll be fine " he said. Brick held ur hands and you welnt all like wtf he so hot and he hold hand!!!😳🥰😘😚😚😍.
Brick take you to secrett spot and kis you!!!! Omg what the hgell😳😳😳😳😳😳😳. You were about to piss ur pants and everthing was getting fiunky INTIL THE WNTIRE CRIMBON RAIDERS WALKINTO YOU!!!!! Everyone vomits at the sight of kidsssing😰😰. Untilbrick kills everyone and you marry each other annd have one billion kids m.
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