𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐄 • 𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 •

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[ crackheads ]
1:57 p.m

Mountainboii:
GUYS
I HAVE A PROBLEM

Applemaknae:
You're only realizing this now

Goldenretriever:
Yeah
Which problem are you talking about?

Sangthestatue:
Your habit of randomly yelling?

Leaderhoon:
How you break stuff all the time?

Happyhwa:
Your obsession with Wooyoung?

Mountainboii:
NO YOU BITCHES
ALSO I FEEL ATTACKED

Applemaknae:
What's wrong then?

Mountainboii:
SHIBER IS GONE
I wanted to take a nap but I can find him and I don't know what I'm gonna do-

Leaderhoon:
This was your problem?
Man
And to think I was actually worried over a stupid stuffed animal

Mountainboii:

SHIBER IS NOT A STUPID STUFFED ANIMAL YOU EARTHWORM

Leaderhoon:
Can't you just get another one?

Mountainboii:
IMMA THROW HANDS
NO I CANT JUST "GET ANOTHER ONE"

Leaderhoon:
You're broke?
I mean, I can pay if that's the case

Fix_on:
STOP USING THE GROUP CHAT FOR THIS STUPID ISSUE
YOU WOKE ME UP

Sangthestatue:
Dude
It's like 2 pm

Fix_on:
DID I ASK TO BE JUDGED?
NO
I DID NOT

Sangthestatue:
I'm still gonna judge

Fix_on:

Sangthestatue:
Oh
Where can I join that club

Mountainboii:
GUYSSSS
LETS GET BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

Happyhwa:
What?

Mountainboii:
DO YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH?!?
SHIBER IS GONE

Happyhwa:
WOAH DONT GET MAD AT ME CAUSE YOU LOST YOUR DUMB TOY

Mountainboii:
FOR THE LAST TIME
SHIBER IS NOT A TOY

Goldenretriever:
Isn't that exactly what he is?

Mountainboii:
SHUT UP

Goldenretriever:
Message received

Woo_young:
San
I'll help you look for Shiber

Goldenretriever:
I will too!

Mountainboii:
Finally
Some decent people

Leaderhoon:
Just cause I don't want to waste time looking for a toy doesn't mean I'm a bad person

Happyhwa:
I agree

Mountainboii:
Screw you guys

Sangthestatue:

Woo_young:
Anyways

Are we gonna start looking?

Applemaknae:
Yeah I'm in

Goldenretriever:
Yeah me too
And I've got a flashlight!

Sangthestatue:
Why do you need a flashlight?

Goldenretriever:
To help Shiber see us if he's in a dark place
That way he can come back

Sangthestatue:
I'm losing brain cells
I'm out

Mountainboii:
Okay I'm ready to start looking!

Leaderhoon:
Great
Then this will be over with

Woo_young:
Let's find Shiber!

Goldenretriever:
Yeah!

Mountainboii:
Ugh
Guys

Applemaknae:
Yes?

Mountainboii:
The search has been called off

Woo_young:
Why?

Happyhwa:
Please don't tell me-

Mountainboii:
I was holding him the whole time

Sangthestatue;
DEAR LORD
THIS BITCH IS GETTING MORE AND MORE DUMB EVERY DAY ISTG

Happyhwa:
This is why I'm losing faith in humanity

Mountainboii:
Sorry :/

Woo_young:
It's okay San

Leaderhoon:
AND YOU CALLED ME AN EARTHWORM EARLIER-

Mountainboii:
Hehe

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Sorry this was horrible lol. My mind goes some weird places. Thanks for reading and have a great day

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