The Smartass Hacker

Free Falling

( )- thoughts
[mocking]
* *- sound
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Your POV
After I was done being verbally harassed by some fucking douche I was finally let go so I could think about my answer to them but guess what I'm NOT gonna give any answer cause I'm gonna kill myself hoping that they leave my friends alone.

Y/N: (I just hope that they don't go after my friends.)

*POP*

*POP*

*POP*

You lay in a puddle of blood in your room... Alone.

You then wake up in a black void but oddly enough a presence was watching you with even weirder intentions.

Y/N: Soooooo how long you gonna keep me waiting I know someone is there!

???: hello there Mr. L/N. May I ask do you know where you are.

You just scratch your chin with your middle finger to flip him off all while getting rid of the itching.

???: Still as childish as ever... now let's see you surprisingly were trying to do good things but all of them were being done in the wrong way.

Y/N: yeah now tell me where the hell am I... oh hang on I have a guess am I in purgatory or am I in hell.

???: those were two guesses but no your in neither nor are you in heaven.

You then remember something important to you.

Y/N: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MASK!?!

???: calm down you are still wearing it... now I have one more question what is your favorite genre of TV.

Y/N: wait what? Why of all things you could ask me why that?

???: just answer the question.

Y/N: (hmm what was the genre where aging is a myth?)

???: Anime it is.

The odd person then snaps his fingers and you are back to being unconscious.

When you wake up your falling in the sky.

Y/N: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!! THAT BASTARD SENT ME TO GOD KNOWS WHERE AND MAKES ME FREE-FALL TO FUCKING DEATH HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH!!!

You then land in the middle of the arena of a school where two girls are fighting.

Y/N: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY DOES EVERYTH- ummm... hi?

The whole school is in shock to see someone just fall in the middle of two people fighting.

???: How dare you interrupt lady satsuki fighting!

Y/N: [mockingly] How dare you just assume I knew what the fuck was happening when I clearly just fell from the fucking sky you fuck.

???: Why you!!

???: Enough!!

???: my name is satsuki kiryuin head of this school. Now may I ask why you so rudely interrupted my fight?

Y/N: fuck you that's why.

Satsuki: not a very smart answer.

Y/N: [mocking] not a very smart answer.

???: why don't you just shut up and move out of my way!

Y/N: [mocking] why don't you just shut up and move out of my way.

???: why I oughta kill you.

Y/N: NO BALLS!!!

???: what!

Y/N: NO BALLS!!!

???: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

Y/N: YOU WONT DO IT!! NO BALLS!!!

Satsuki: *sigh* we will postpone this fight for now although you shall have a lot of fights to come.

Y/N: BOO!! YOU SUCK!!!

Is all you said before getting knocked the fuck out.