The Smartass Hacker

Fuck. Fuck! FUCK!!

Your POV

Y/N: unngh... I feel like I just had fifteen bottles of sprite then had four bananas and a mento.

???: I see your up a lot earlier than I thought you would be.

Y/N: SWEET MOTHER OF TITTIES!!!

???: Oh sorry if I startled you my name is Barazo Mankanshoku and if you want to know how you got here just ask Mako.

Y/N: The fuck is a Mako?

Barazo: that would be my Daughter. Now if you'll excuse me I must go eat my dinner.

Y/N: where the fuck am I?

???: Your in Japan you idiot.

Y/N: Oh hey your that stripper that I saw fighting the Hooker. {is that even proper English?}

???: Why does everyone call me that?

???: I have no idea Ryuko.

Y/N: HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOUR OUTFIT JUST TALK!!!

Ryuko: you mean Senketsu? Well I don't kno- wait you heard him?

Y/N: Yeah I heard that fucking abomination!

Senketsu: I wouldn't be talking if I were you.

Y/N: I must be on cocaine mixed with weed again.

Ryuko: wait what do you mean again.

Y/N: don't ask... its best for us both. WAIT WHERES WRENCH JR.!!!

Senketsu/Ryuko: who?

Y/N: I gotta start building another one!!!

While you were rambling Ryuko slowly walked out of the room or at least tried to... failing miserably.

Y/N: Ryuko you stay here and help me build this fucking thing... wait I need another HAUM... fuck. Fuck! FUCK!!!

Timeskip after you trash the whole room punching a hole through a wall.

You were bawling at the fact you would never see your precious baby ever again.

Y/N: why does this stuff happen to me.

Mako: hey I have a question why do you wear that mask oh and can I see it.

Y/N: hey I also have a question do you know what the fuck personal space is.

Mako: sorry...

Y/N: no I am. I shouldn't have said that it's just I wear this mask to hide the monstrosity underneath it...

Ryuko: what's so bad about your face?

Y/N: N-NOTHING!

Ryuko: well we might as well see if they'll let you in the school...

Y/N: NO!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

You then very comically jump out of an open window.