Haechan was struggling to Kiki explain why baguettes are superior and why he deserves to go to France. "So that's why! Can't you let me go?", Haechan frowned and fell on his butt followed by a puff. "Sorry but I can't. Your reasons aren't solid enough-just for baguettes?- and plane tickets are quite pricey", Kiki shrugged.
"Just for baguettes?! Since a thirty minutes explanation on why baguettes are superior isn't enough I guess I have to show you the baguette verse. Now follow me!" Haechan dragged Kiki to the kitchen counter. He whipped a baguette onto the counter and dramatically pulled out his kind and ruler like a ninja. "Oh god, not this again", Kiki said in her mind.
"The perfect width for a baguette is ten centimeters. How many centimeters? Yes, ten centimeters", Haechan replied to his own question. He measured the ten centimeters and made a small cut indicating as a mark. He then cut-or sawed- the baguette. "The correct way to eat it is with elegance. ElegANCE", Haechan emphasized the word. Kiki took a bite out of the baguette and chewed it with elegance.
"Showing me how to properly eat a baguette isn't convincing enough for me to bring you to France", Kiki said and Haechan almost blasted off to space.
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I'm very curious, what's your favorite type of bread? Comment down below to see if we share the same type of bread😔
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