Paul: Someone please explain why I just witnessed George stuff three whole cupcakes into his mouth?
George: u underestimate how much food I can put in my mouth.
John: wink wonk 😉 "food" sureee
Ringo: what else would be he putting into his mouth?
Paul: Rings, you're too innocent for this band.
Paul: John, you disgust me.
John: ur pp ringo
John: and im h u r t Macca 😭
Ringo: we are not dating
George: John werent u sucking off Paul like half the time during practice yesterday?
Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away.
John: no to geo
John: paulie gets a headshake of disappointment
Ringo: that's because Paul has a small p p
Ringo: and John can not find it to suck
John: RiNgO!1!1 😱
Ringo: he he he he he 😋
John: stop pp shaming macca 😡
George: so small that you need a microscope to see it
Ringo: micro pp
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Paul: screw you guys. >:'(
George: go to John, we aren't screwing u
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FanfictionPaul: Someone please explain why I just witnessed George stuff three whole cupcakes into his mouth? George: u underestimate how much food I can put in my mouth. John: wink wonk ;)
