One shots

The Windows

In all honestly, I'm not going to try and explain what exactly is happening. My sister and I made this up at random. Enjoy... I guess.

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The author of this story and her sister are sitting in their room, chatting like a couple a weirdos. "So then I smacked him." says Ivy. Lisa shakes her head. "I swear to-"

Suddenly, the Slenderman bursts in through their window. Both girls scream. "WHAT THE HELL?!" Slendy stands up and glares at him. He points at them. "STOP MAKING ME AN IDIOT!" He shouts. Bewildered, the girls cower against the wall. Someone shouts from outside the window making Slendy turn his head. He spins and jumps out the other window. Lisa scrambles to her feet and watches him dash away. She turns around.

"What in the hell -"

A man wearing a pink moustache jumps in through the first window.

"-is happening?!"

The man stands, holding a microphone. "Where'd he go?!" He demands. "Who the hell are you?!" shouts Ivy. The man grins, rubbing his moustache. "I am Wilfred Warfstache and I'm trying to get an exclusive interview with the Slenderman!" The girls glance at each other and point out the second window. "He went that way!" Warfstache turns and jumps out the second window, shouting after the slenderman.

Lisa turns to Ivy. "What..."

Suddenly another man jumps in the window. "WHAT NOW?" shouts Lisa. He stands and both girls scream. He glances at them before looking at the window. He points at the window and looks at them. "DID HE GO OVER THERE?!" The girls both scream again. "OH MY GOD!! IT'S MARKIPLIER!!!" He grins and takes off his glasses. "Yes, it is I! The great Markilpier! Now, WHERE IS WARFSTACHE!" The girls point out the window again. He immediately dashes out the window.

Both girls attempt to retain their fan-girl screams when another man rolls in through the window. He stands to reveal his amazingly recognizable face. The girls' mouth gape open. "Where'd he go!?" "A-are you..." The man grins. "I'm PEWWWWWWWWDDDDDIpie!" The color drains from Lisa's face. "Oh, dear Jesus help me." Pewds points to the window. "Is that where he went?!" Ivy nods. "Why are you chasing Mark?"asks Lisa. Pewds jumps to the window. "HE OWES ME FIVE BUCKS!!" The girls sweat drop as Pewds runs after Mark, screaming "MISTER CHAAAAAIIIIIRRRRR!!!!"

Then, a large Panda holding a tennis racket jumps in and bops Lisa on the head. He does a little dance before taking off out the window.

Lisa and Ivy glance at each other.

"Wat..."

Then, Kenan Thompson and Andre both roll into the window. "Where's the panda?" They ask. Lisa and Ivy sweatdrop again before pointing out the window. They both run after. "Where did we see that before?" asks Lisa. "Victorious." says Ivy.

Then a tiny box with arms bounces into the room. He slowly makes his way to the girls before shrugging. They point out the window. He hops out the window.

"Was that..." Yeah... it was."

Suddenly, Yugi flops, face first, into the room. He jumps up. "Where's that tiny box?!?" he cries, searching the room frantically. Ivy squeals and Lisa points to the window. Yugi jumps outside, Ivy right behind him. "HE HAS MY GOD CARDS!!"

Lisa sweat drops. "What the hell is happening right now?"

Then, Zork the Dark one sticks his head into the window. Lisa screams and jumps back. "Where?" he asks simply. Lisa points out the window. "Thank you." His head retreats and the room thunders as he walks away.

Lisa shakes her head, stands, and dusts herself off. "That's it. I'm done. I'm going back to bed." She turns to flop into her bed when another head sticks in the window. Lisa turns and nearly dies of surprise. " 'ello." He says, trademarked fuzzy hair. "Have you seen a giant monster thingy running around?" Lisa nods, mouth hanging open. The man shakes his head and holds out his hand. "I'm sorry, where are my manners?! My name is The Doctor-" "Take me with you." Lisa stands. The Doctor tilts his head. "Excuse me?" "I don't care where you're going, take me with you!" The Doctor shrugs and grins. "Alright, then c'mon! We've got a monster to catch!!!" Lisa grins and follows him out the window. The T.A.R.D.I.S. noise sounds and some flashing follows.

After a moment, Lillian slowly stands up. She glances around the room. "They're all gone? I'm all alone?" She grins evilly and holds up her hand, primed and ready to snap. "Time to do my thing."

She snaps and the ceiling fan is transformed into a disco ball and Lillian starts dancing. Suddenly, everyone who had run through the room flows in through the windows and starts dancing. Lisa, Ivy and the Doctor all stick their heads in the window. "Well..." Lisa sighs. "That happened." Ivy nods as the doctor analyzes everyone. Lisa jumps up. "Time to travel through time and space!!!" The trio retreats from the window. Zork pulls up the roof and waves at the camera. "BYE!" Everyone calls as Wilfred Warfstache chases Slenderman around the room.