The Adventures of Robbie Shapiro

Schlong

It's was a normal night in the liberal realm and koolaid man was chillin in his room watching cars 2 while eating baked beans. He got a little horny and whipped out his sexy 14 mile long sexy sexy schlong bong and started beating the crap out of his sexy sex schlong bong. Seconds before climax señorita James K. Obama was slapped through koolaid mans window. He was so close to climax but startled at Obama's entrance than he came all over Obama and his baked beans. Obama, drenched in sexually sexy red gooey semen was turned on by this unpredictable event and hopped into bed with koolaid man. Obama whipped out his 50.478 mile long mega super sexy sexy sexy schlong. Koolaid man was terrified of his mega super sexy cock but he was the horniest he had ever been. Seconds after Obama pulled out his super big sexy mega cock, Lord Farquaad came out of no where and yelled at koolaid man for cheating on him with Obama. Obama was enraged and slapped Farquaad with his super mega sexy cock. Koolaid man didn't notice Farquaad 's entrance and continued to stroke Obama's rock hard cock. While Obama and Farquaad were sword fighting it out Koolaid man managed to bring Obama to a super sexually sexy climax and shot a super mega sexy sexy cum ball at Farquaad completely obliterating him along with the Jews. Obama feeling more powerful than he had ever had made out with koolaid man and rumor has it that to this day, Obama and koolaid man are still making out but they lived a happily ever after.