My Little Boyfriend

Here comes the bride~

"And with that said, now shall thay bride walk,".....

~Cartmans pov~

Oh jeez I'm so scared! I'm wearing a black tuxedo and a red rose, Kyle's right eye had to be shown so his Rose's would be shown to, o...ih my God! Hes stunning!

Kyle walked down the isle in a beautiful, white dress, he had a flower crown he grew from his hand and Rose's covering his arms, his right eye was shown, the roses from his eye stood still as four lay down his face, his red lipstick made his lips look more redder then before but cartman could not keep his eyes of his beautiful dress, Kyle stood infront of Eric shaking, Eric took Kyle's hand, "Do you take Kyle to be your.....uhm..... beautiful wife?" Cartman nodded, "Of course" "and Kyle, do you take Eric to be your manly husband?" Kyle warmly smiled and nodded "I d-" Kyle was interrupted by stan "NO! KYLES MINE! HES MY WIFE! I LOVE HIM!" Stan yelled, Eric glared at stan and calmly said "He doesn't want a cheater like you". Kyle teared up a lot by tried to stay calm, "YOUR GONNA REGRET IT BIG TIME!" Stan stormed of, "My my, I'm very sorry Mrs Cartman. I'm sure you said you do?" Kyle nodded and eric kissed him while whispering, "I love you~"

After the wedding

Kyle dressed out of his dress and placed it somewhere safe, he smiled and looked in the mirror, he looked at his side and notice Eric "What's wrong sweetie?" Kyle sweetly asked "That *hic* dahm stupid *hic* cheater...." he growled.....

~Kyle's pov~

"E...eric your drunk!" I stuttered but giggled "your just *hic* soooooo cute!" Eric slurred making me laugh like hell, Eric smirked and climbed ontop of me"s..sweetie my ass still hurts from last night " i said while I giggled, Eric sighed "ok b..baaaaaaabe *hic*" I layed down and fell asleep with Eric hugging me from behind.

NEXT DAY

~Still Kyle's pov~

9th month... I feel like shit, my baby bump is huge and I know the gender, it's a sweet little girl! I thought of names but they seemed shit, I finished of cleaning the house and fell onto the sofa and put my hand on my stomach, I remembered a song i sung like and I decided to sing it in my beautiful voice "Come little children~ I'll take they away, into a land of inchaanntttmmeenntt! Come now swe- AH!" I felt something wet on my boxers as I looked down, "E....ERIC!" I screamed as he ran down, "what!?" I sobbed "M..my water broke..."

Sorry there all so short! I'm not feeling great ugh stupid summer! I have hayfever but I'll still write!
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