Groupie ∗ c.h

1 || calum's pov

"'And then.... Luke penetrated me with his long hard cock!'" 

The bus bounced as Michael and I rolled on the floor dying of laughter. Ashton was sitting on the couch, where I used to be sat until I was dying here, reading some of what the fans called, 'smut'. 

"THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO USE PENETRATE!" Michael screamed as Luke covered his face with a pillow.

"Lucas, I had no idea you were into that!" I laughed between words and sat next to him once again, taking my phone out of my back pocket.

"Our fans, are... something." Luke mumbled shaking his head, his cheeks a tint of pink thanks to his habit of blushing whenever someone even complimented him. What a sweetie pie.

I looked through twitter, doing the usual business, kind of tired from the last concert. We were currently in Toronto, making a macca's run. We were pretty far from the hotel, but I thought it was a pretty good idea, considering everyone would expect us to go somewhere close, not many fans were around here. Plus it was like 3 in the morning, and who'd let their child out this late?

"It's actually early, mate." Luke chimed in when I mentioned it.

"Shut up, Luke." Michael kicked a pillow at the blonde without even looking up from his DS. I laughed and Luke narrowed his eyes before laughing along. 

"We're almost there, boys." The driver called back and I nodded though he couldn't see me. 

"I'll put on pants, then." 

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We ended up actually going into the macca's, like I said, it was like 3am, no one was really in it. I was leaning on michael, my cheek resting on his shoulders while we waited for our orders. The workers didn't seem to know who we were, and if they did they didn't really show it, which was good. I was too tired to deal with any sort of fan interaction at the moment. It sounded bad, but sometimes it just gets so tiring. Being all smiley and happy all the time, even if you're not feeling it, it's hard. And we need to do it for our fans.

Don't get me wrong, I love them and everything they do to us, but I just need a bit of a 'I'm a normal teenager, not selling out statiums worldwide with a famous boyband One Direction' sometimes.

"Yeah, she was gorgeous. Security picked right." I heard Michael say, bringing me back to where we were. Oh shit, I almost forgot about her. Vanessa. She went to the show today, and was the fan that they chose to sing heartbreak girl with us. Honestly, she didn't even do bad like most of the fans would- crying, screaming, not really singing. She actually sang it with us like she was a professional, like we were normal guys and she was just jamming out with us in a basement. I thought that was pretty cool.

"She was actually really good too, I'm glad I asked for her to stay for another. I think she brought a lot of energy on stage, even Calum got more excited." Ashton laughed and pinched my cheeks. I scrunched my nose and thanked the cashier as we went to our tables. 

"She was cool... If she weren't a fan..." I trailed off. How would I even finish that? Would I have asked for her number? Would I have wanted to be her friend? I shrugged and ate a fry. We continued just talking about nonsense and luke finished his BigMac first. 

"I'm going for seconds." He said standing up again. We all raised our eyebrows.

"You ate a whole big mac meal, and you're going for seconds?" Michael laughed. "I'm not even done yet!"

"I'm a growing boy." Luke walked off and I laughed at how tall he looked compared to the cashier and counter. We all laughed and Ashton took a picture of the scene. 

'@Ashton5SOS: A growing boy, he says' I retweeted it and then decided to go through my mentions, talk to a couple of fans. 

"Guys look!" Michael said, excited. "It's Vanessa!" He turned his phone in our direction and I read.

"@vanoonooo: @amazingluke amazing more like amazon... #ilyLukey" I laughed and nodded. 

"It's true!" 

"What is?" Luke sat down and Michael showed him the tweet. 

"Hey, it's Vanessa!" We nodded. 

"We should follow her, she was really cool. I wonder if she'd flip out." Michael said while clicking the follow button.

"Wait, we're all following her at once?" Luke asked as he too followed her. 

"Yep." Ash and I said together, both hitting it at the same time. 

Her next tweet was priceless. 

"@vanoonooo: FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE NO BYE THIS ISN'T REAL I'M BEING PLAYED THANKS GOD" and attatched was a screenshot of her notifications, our four follows blatantly shown. I favourited it and replied. 

"@Calum5SOS: no joke cutie :)" 

"Calum you flirt!" Ashton joked throwing one of his stray fries at me. 

"No way Calum, I call dibs!" Michael called. And we turned to him. "As in, I want to be the one to..?" Ashton laughed, but  Luke's face stayed kind of serious. 

"You've gotta be kidding, you're going to groupie her? A girl like her?" I raised my eyebrows, and hid my own feelings towards this. At Michael's outburst, I felt my heart sink. What if I wanted to get to know her first? Or just, in general... What if I wanted her? I pushed it away, bros before hoes after all. I didn't even know her, why should I let there be hard feelings between Michael and I, who's been my best mate for a while?

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A/N: Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! 

I put a photo of Vanessa in the side and also a link to my literal favourite cover by her, and she just blew my mind! (It's also her most recent one so yeah!)

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