9th Grade -Assassination Classroom Fanfic-

Episode1

"Now then... let's start the homeroom. Student on duty, on your command."
"S-stand up!"
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"Attention!"
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"Bow!"

With that everyone started shotting the yellow octopus in front of the class. Bullets start raining into the blackboard. My blue orbs locking the yellow creature in front of the class. It's quite hard to do so since I seat at the very back and to top it of it avoided all the bullets with 20 Mach speed.

"Good morning.", said the yellow octopus who suppose to be our teacher. "Fire all you like - I'll just be taking attendance. Isogai?"

Taking attendance with all this noise? Not a good idea.

"Here."
"I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up with all this gunfire."

Told you.

"Here!"

Casually taking attendance while dodging all these bullets. As expected from an 'alien' with Mach 20 speed. I bet we can't even scratch him.

"Takebayasi?" "Here!"

I'm next...

"Tsuchiko?" "Here!"

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"No tardies. Excellent!", his face turn red with circle in it. Just like the 'right' sign for quizzes from TV shows. "That makes me very happy."

"He's too fast.", said Nakamura
The disappointed class rep, Isogai said "So the whole class shooting at him doesn't doesn't work?"

Even though I know that won't work, the feeling of disappointment didn't disappear.

"Too bad. Not a single bullet hit its mark today, either. Methods that rely on sheer numbers lack any individual thought. Line of sight, barrel position, finger movement - each of these is far too simple. You've got to be more inventive! Otherwise... you'll never be able to kill me at my max speed of Mach 20.", explain our teacher.

"But, like, see... no way did you seriously dodge all of those!", complaint Maehara.

"I mean these are just BBs. You could've just stood there grittin' your teeth.", doubt Sugino.

"Yeah! That's right! Gather up the BBs and hand them over. I told you, these may be harmless to you..."

After saying that, he pulled the gun trigger and one of his tentacle exploded.

Wha...?! His tentacle exploded... so these things really are his weakness.

"...but they're special anti-me BBs developed by the government. If one hits me, it can slice through my cells like they were tofu. Of course, they regenerate a few seconds later. Then again, you could end up shooting your eyes out. No shooting in the classroom unless you're trying to kill me..." his face color turn green with yellow stripe "...I do hope you can kill me - before graduation, that is. Now then, let's put away the guns and BBs and start on our work.

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"Now, here's the question, Isogai!"
"Y-yes, sir?"
"Which of these four tentacles is not like the others?"
"Um... the blue one."
"Correct! Only the 'who' in the blue sentence is a relative pronoun..."

His class is quite amusing since his face can change like a game show but it's only an English class. I'm sleepy... hee... I can see the crescent moon. That's pretty. Okay then let's draw a scenery with the moon. Unexpected things happened when we enter our third year. The moon exploded, leaving a crescent shape, and suddenly the culprit show up right in front of our class saying he wants to do the same thing to earth next year but before that he wants to teach us?? I don't know how or why he did this but one thing for sure, if one of us can kill him before March next year, there will be 10 billion yen waiting.