9th Grade -Assassination Classroom Fanfic-

Episode 3

Today, we have a new PE teacher. It's not every day you get a PE who's an agent from a special unit or a teacher who wants to destroy the earth just because he can. But you already know about Koro-sensei. Looks like I won't slack off or use my asthma card in PE class anymore. Just in his debut as our teacher, Karasuma-sensei already gets himself some fans it seems. 

"Yo, Nagisa-kun, and Joo-sama (queen)." I hear a familiar voice from behind. I don't want to admit or answer what he said but he clearly looks at me. "Don't call me that Akabane-san." He only chuckles and responds with "Karma is fine." After that, he turns his attention to Koro-sensei. He manages to land a blow at Koro-sensei to the point our octopus teacher back away. As expected of you, Akabane Karma. "Come on guys, let's get changed. We have a quiz after this." I called my friends feeling I have watched enough for today.

After all that, Koro-sensei looks pretty bumped. He keeps looking at the wall. Not sure what he's doing though because I sit at the back. But kinda produce a squishy sound effect?. And, apparently, my new seatmate is Karma. It looks like he placed some BB bullets on the floor when we changed. "Ugh enough!. Quit with the squish-squish! We're trying to take a quiz here!" Ah... so he's punching the wall with his squishy tentacle. Thank you for the info, Okano-san. Maybe he's in a bad mood because he's fooled by the same trick twice or Karma talked into him and it ends up irritating or upsetting him. Terasaka and Karma having an argument, lalalaaaa why can't I take this quiz in peace~~~. "Sorry, Koro-sensei. I've already finished," says Karma so nonchalantly. This guy... why is he so smart? It's getting on my nerves. "so I'll just sit here quietly and eat my gelato." "T-That's the gelato I brought back from Italy yesterday!!" ...tf. "It was hard to fly through the coldest stratosphere to keep that from melting too!" "Huh... So, what are you going to do about it?" Welp, Koro-sensei is pissed. His face turned red. I need to finish this fast to enjoy the drama. Koro-sensei keeps on rambling while walking towards Karma. And... he stepped into the BB bullets. I see... he's too angry to notice the bullets. Nice. "Got you again," Karma says confidently. "I'll just keep using the same old tricks." Well, me to Karma. "Even if it interferes with class. If you don't like it, kill me or anyone else here. But the second you do... no one will see you as a teacher anymore. You, the teacher, will be killed by me." He just tossed his quiz sheet and said all of them are right. You goddamn smart people. And is the last parts really necessary?

Since my house is in the same way as Nagisa, we took the same train. Just as we part ways with Sugino, some kid from the main building starts mocking us. "A queen who became a peasant and a boy who can not be saved. How do you like your life now? I would rather die than wind up in class E." These people really pissed my off. "Looking down on others to make yourself feel better. Just so you know, I can easily come back to the main building if I want to and even asked him to get rid of you. You said you would rather die?" Before I can finish dissing them off, Karma smashed a bottle right above their head. "Like... Now?" He finished my sentence. Not exactly the way I would say it but it worked. "Hey, don't just toss away the bottle like that," I say a little bit irritated. "Sorry about that, Joo-sama." "Just call me Kanata ffs," I answer even more irritated :). "And by the way Nagisa-kun, there is something I want to ask you. I understand you know a few things about Koro-sensei." "Uh, well, kind of." "Does he get mad if you guys call him an octopus?" "On the contrary, I think his self..." Seeing them chatting casually like this and are calling each other by their first name... I smell a great shonen-ai potential. "How about you, Kanata joo-sama." "Eh, what?" Just as I daydream about them being a couple, Karma asks me something. "How about what?" "Do you know anything about Koro-sensei and the octopus trademark?" "Hhhmmm... Nothing more I guess. Nagisa said it all." I want to tell him to stop with the "queen" thingy but I don't think he will listen. "Hmm... That gives me a little idea." Oh no... What are you thinking about now. "What are you up to now, Karma?" Exactly Nagisa, tell him. "I'm happy, is all. I was just wondering what I'd do if he were just some monster but it turns out he's an actual teacher. And I get to kill an actual teacher... I mean since the last one died on me." In conclusion, my new seatmate has some kind of teacher issue.

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"Good morn- Karma, what are you doing?" I open the door and a little bit shocked by what I'm looking at. "Kanata joo-sama, you're early. This? I'm just preparing a surprise for our beloved teacher." He says while stabbed the octopus with a knife. "Just don't get bloodstains on your uniform." "Thanks for the concern." Minutes passed and more students come. Some kept quiet and some asked me what happened. Finally, the bell rings. Honestly, I'm pretty curious to see Koro-sensei's reaction. "Good morning!" Everyone's face is pretty gloomy when Koro-sensei walked in. Realizing this, our teacher looked at in front of the class and saw the dead stabbed octopus. "Whoops! My bad! I mistook it for you and kill it instead. Bring it here--I'll disposes of it." I almost joke by saying but it's already dead the time you bring it and try not to laugh at my own thoughts. While walking towards Karma's seat, Koro-sensei's tentacle turned into drills. He's speaking with a low deep voice on what he can do with his tentacle drill but ended up making some takoyaki. I can't hold my laughter any longer. "AHAHAHAA I'm sorry, it's just-" I hide my laughing mess in my arm. I don't know anymore what Koro-sensei is saying. I'm just here to appreciate some good comedy.

It's math and my seatmate didn't even open his book. Sasuga Karma. He tried to shot Koro-sensei but got himself some octopus, tako, themed pedicure. I snickered at this tragic but beautiful moment. Karma's irritated face makes it even better. That snicker eventually turned into a laugh.

Welp, time for home economics. "Kanata isn't this too salty?" Fuwa asks me. Yeah, you are right. I think I put too much salt." "Fuwa-san, how did you two do?" Koro-sensei asks "I think it needs to be milder." "Let me try." "Well, why don't you start over? Toss the batch and--" He really toss our soup. "Hey!" "You forgot your apron, Karma." As I retort and Karma tried to launch an attack, Koro-sensei
put a cute pink heart-shaped apron to him. "Serves you right. Sensei, can you take a picture and send it to me?" I say trying to tease him and get some blackmail material. "Okay~ and sent." Thank you Koro-sensei~" "Oh and I saved your soup and put some sugar too." Koro-sensei adds. "Oh! It's much milder!"

Hhhmm it looks like Koro-sensei has completely turned his attention towards Karma... What if...

As Karma tried to take his knife, I tried to shot Koro-sensei from the back. "The red frog, having failed again, was making it's way back. And it looks like we have another trouble maker here." "Tehee~ sorry."

"Huaaa finally, done with the cleaning duty." Just as I when down the mountain, I saw to my left a certain redhead falling from the cliff. I instinctively run towards him and just scream "KARMA!". Koro-sensei immediately changes his tentacle shape into a web and caught Karma. Thank god, I thought someone was gonna die, Jesus Christ Karma, a suicide plan?! Only I can do it. Oops, depression, it's not the time. Both of them got up to us. " Hey, Kanata joo-sama." "Don't hey! Me, you almost gave me a heart attack!" "Aw... Are you worried about me?" "Ck, whatever." "For being so reckless, Karma, you sure were calm." "That's right Nagisa, tell him. Tell him how reckless." "Ahaha... Kanata-san..." Nagisa can only reply with a cute awkward laugh. "Eh... It's not a big deal. As far as I can figure it, that would've been my best chance at killing him. I'll kill you, tomorrow, maybe." "A healthy, refreshing bloodlust, looks like you don't need more TLC (idk what this is but it's in the sub :v) " Let's head home, both of you. We can eat on the way." "Hey, that's my purse! Give it back!" "Sure~" "But, it's empty!" I let out a chuckle and Koro-sensei desperately says to me "Kanata-san help me out here! I helped you get a blackmail material!" I look back at Koro-sensei and reply with my tongue out mocking him. "There wasn't much in there. Call it a donation.^^"

Well, it looks like I got myself a new fun (but a little bit irritating) seatmate.