What do you call a person with no body and a nose?
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Nobody knows!
What does a nosey pepper do?
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Gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a fake noodle?
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An Impasta
What do you get from a pampered cow?
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Spoiled milk.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Put a little boogey in it!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
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Froze-T
Why did the picture go to jail?
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Because it was framed.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
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LMAYO
What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
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Clean Jokes!
Why are pirates called pirates?
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Cause they arrrrr.
Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
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Because it was not peeling well
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What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
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A bubble gum.
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
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To get a tweetment.
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
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Transparents
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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It let out a little wine!
Why did the robber take a bath?
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Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
~Ok, so there are are some jokes. (: Next is going to be funny sayings. xD Is anyone going to the movies tomorrow to go see Where we are? I
I can not wait for tomorrow I'm going to go crazy and be a wreck. Dah zzzzzz
