Part 2
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and eat it.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.
God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.
The deeper the pit you’re falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly.
It’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
Learn from everyone, but never imitate anyone.
It doesn’t matter who’s in front of you, it’s important who’s beside you.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
~It was short... But next is going to be comebacks cause we all know that being sassy is #Sassy I made no sense but ooooookkkkkk ILY Emily!!!!
