At the lovely morning, a girl with black hair with red headlights and red eyes, wearing white dress shirt with black skirt, black gloves and brown boots with black long socking and her name is Rin, Leinn's 2p. She is making a potion for her experiment until doorbell rings. Doctor is at the door.
Doctor: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
Rin shuts door angrily as the phone rings.
Rin: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the *casts a small explosion magic*
Aqua: Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh old friend?
Rin: *gasps* Aqua from my magic class?!
Aqua: *grins smugly* I hear you're working with your 1p now.
Rin: *sweats nervously, changing the subject* Sometimes. Uh, how's your magic?
Aqua: *casting a various magic* It's grand and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Magica Bowl next week.
Aqua: The ma ma ma… ma-ma-ma …The ma-ma-ma?!
Aqua: That's right. I'm living your dreams, Rin. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
Rin: *gulps nervously as stammers*Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…
Aqua: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to your potion making now.
Rin: *shouts angrily* HOLD IT! It just so happens that I DON'T make potions, I DO have a band, and we're gonna play that Magica Bowl! How do you like that, Useless Goddess?!
Aqua: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of… Ibuprofen. *laughs haughty as she hangs up phone*
Rin: I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. *chuckles her own joke*
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In the following lines, Minori Higashide, Ben Tennyson, Rarity, Alfred F. Jones, and Sora Hikari are reading from a poster.
Minori: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
Ben: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Seiryu City.
Rarity: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
Alfred: Not to mention free refreshments.
Sora: Practice begins tonight. 8: 30 sharp.
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Rin looks at her watch while driving a car.
Rin: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor. *chuckles*
When Rin got inside the music school, she sees how packed it was from nations, R.A.E. gang, Rainbooms and other people.
Everyone: Blah, blah, blah, blah!
Rin: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
Ivan(Russia): Do instruments of torture count?
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R.A.E.: Band Heroes
FanfictionRin is putting up a band to prove her rival, Aqua(Konosoba) that she can play in Magica Bowl or else she will be Ibuprofen. Parody of the Spongebob Squarepants episode, Band Geeks.