A Gravity Falls Fan-fiction

The wax figures return

It's already morning time and nothing weird has happened yet it's weird but I don't know maybe I was asleep while it was happening. "Dipper do you remember my merman boyfriend guy in the pool?" "Ew yes" "Your first kiss hahaha anyways he divorced his wife so maybe I can get with him" "Mabel why I thought you were over him" "I was but Candy said he was single again and I thought about his mustache" "Do whatever you wish Mabel". We were in our room talking about why this was a terrible idea until we heard a clink in the vent. "Larry King?" The noise continued and Mabel made the genius idea of opening the vent and I grabbed the journals out of the dresser drawer. "Dipper get me into the vent" "Okay". I grabbed Mabel's feet and got her into the vent because I am now taller than her so I just jumped into it. "The noise is over here!" We eventually fell into an empty room, "What is this place?" "We're the new wax figures in Gravity Falls you really believed you got rid of all of us you fools!" "Woah Whoopi Goldberg, Taylor Swift, and Snoop Dogg" "I know it's cool right dawg but you won't get out alive". We started to run for a door but we couldn't find one the only way out was the vent. "Ahhhhhhh!" we screamed as we attempted to get back up but we couldn't. "We'll spare you but we can't let you go let's just tie you up until we figure out what to do with you two". As soon as they turned around we baited Snoop Dogg, "Snoop it's some weed dude!" "Oh damn really that's swag that's swag AH WHAT THE HELL". Mabel hit him with her chair and wax sprayed everywhere and it caused them to turn around.

"You think it's that easy well now we have bad blood" "Hey Taylor try to shake this off". I hit her with my chair leg and stabbed her through the chest. "YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!" She stated as her body was collapsing from the inside out. "Those were some bad puns" "I agree". We closed in on the last one and quickly burned her, "You won't stop us there's more!". She started to melt and while me and Mabel were cleaning up, Mabel asked, "Hey Dip what do you think she meant by there's more?" I thought about this question, "I-I don't know and I don't want to find out and Mabel don't make a big deal about this I want a normal summer down here for once" "Okay Dipper why you want to have a nice summer with PACIFICA!" "Ugh Mabel don't start your crazy theories again". Mabel thinks that me and Pacifica like each other when I've barely hung out with her and I haven't liked a girl as much as Wendy when I did. There's just a lot I don't know about her family anyways. We went back to our rooms and I decided to call up Pacifica not because she's been on my mind but like because I want to make sure the ghost hasn't come back to haunt her or anything. "Hey Pacifica" "Hey what's up loser need anything?" "Umm I was just wondering do you want to hang out like just a question" "Ha why do you want to?" "If you want to" "Cool when is the Summerween fair?" "It goes on for a week it starts tomorrow" "Do you want to go with me I've never been Soos told me about it yesterday" "Yeah sure!" We hung up the phone while Mabel was listening the whole time, "OoOoOoOoOo Dipper has a DATE!" "Shut up Mabel I just want to know what's there" "Sure sure". 

Mabel left the house and went to hang out with Grenda and Candy. I was preparing myself for my not date with Pacifica. It isn't a date we're just hanging out two old "friends" hanging out. I've never been to a Summerween fair I only found out about it because Soos was starting to advertise the Mystery Shack's sale and wanted us to put signs up. I hope this summer will be normal I hate the constant adventure sometimes. Well tomorrow is the day with Pacifica and it'll be normal I know it.