Yoga

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The muppet babies waking up and they are going to the kitchen and eat oatmeal for breakfast.
Miss piggy:So what do you guys wanna do today?
Kermit:Perhaps we could play chess.
Fozzie:That's boring.
Scooter:Maybe a puzzle game.
Gonzo:Too boring.
Rowlf:Why not we pretend to be dogs?
Miss piggy:Not really. Plus you're a dog rowlf.
Rowlf:Oh.
Skeeter:Why not we do yoga?
Kermit:Great idea skeeter but what's yoga?
Nanny:An asana is a body posture, originally a sitting pose for meditation, and later in hatha yoga and modern yoga, adding reclining, standing, inverted, twisting, and balancing poses to the meditation seats. The Yoga Sutras of Patanjali define asana as a position that is steady and comfortable kermit.
Kermit:Gee thanks nanny.
Nanny:More oatmeal rowlf?
Rowlf:Absolutely.
Nanny:You must be the first one to be hungrier then everyone else. After breakfast the muppet babies are practicing the yogas.
Miss piggy:Mine pose is the crane.
Kermit:Mine is the Big toe pose.
Rowlf:Mine is the downward dog. I can see my behind in the bottom.
Animal:Me go upside down! Yabababahahaha!!!!!!
Gonzo:This is the downward martian!
Fozzie:Mine is called the dolphin plank pose. (Laughs)
Skeeter:Hey we're getting good at the yoga poses.
Scooter:Mine is called feathered peacock pose.
Rowlf:Check it out. This is called extended puppy pose.
Kermit:Now mine is a half frog pose.
Miss piggy:I am doing the revolved triangle pose. (Giggles)
Nanny:Oh my. You kids are learning how to do yoga poses. That was very impressive of you all. Come to the kitchen. I made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

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