Loving on the Edge (Tokoyami X Midoriya)

Tokoyami of the Elite

Ugh.
Uuuuugggggghhhh.
UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH.
Why the fuck is a school of heros who are to train future heros by doing super cool training and tactics, teaching me Japanese literature of the 18 century. God I love people paying taxes. I hate today. Today especially. "And that is how the term 'baka' was first used by a antagonist," said All Might. Eraser head walks into the room and whispers something into All Might's ear. "Please excuse me class. I need to attend to a certain matter for a moment." All might leaves and people quickly start to move to other desk to socialize. Once again, I don't.

"Hey tokoyami," Jirou said as she walked to me. "Here's the Doom game you lent me. It was rockin." I grab the game and open the CD case. I'm glad she didn't wreck the disc. "No problem." Dark shadow comes out. "Hey Jirou. Guess what day it is?" Fuck, I know what he is going to say. "Uhm... Tuesday?" Dark shadow grins more. "Nope! Try again." Please stop trying. "The convention for dark birds?" I wish. Dark shadow grins more. "You're close..." "Is it 'just tell me already before I walk away' day?"
Dark shadow spreads his arms out wide in joy. "You're correct! It's our birthday!" The whole classroom hears and turns around looking at us.
I have never missed cocaine so much before.
Kirishima stands up and yells out, "it's your birthday day?!?!" I see a possessed girls uniform say, "why didn't you say so earlier?" Great I got to explain this again. "I don't bring it up because, usually, I have bad luck with my birthdays. Everytime I'm eager for my birthday, it ends up being worse than a average day or nothing happens. I'm always disappointed. I just prefer it not to be a day of importance anymore." Some of the students look a little down, some don't care and aren't paying attention, and the rest are smiling. I hope they aren't going to say something like 'well we are going to change all that. We promise that today will be the birthday you will love'. That would be so lame. Denki, the inbreded lightbulb gets up and says,
"well we are going to change all that." Fuck. "We promise that today will be the birthday you will love!" I try to be polite and say "it's really not that big of a deal you don't need to do-" "Nonsense," the pink alien who looks like humanoid version of breast cancer said. "We all can meet up after school! Who's in?" A few people raise there hands. Tsu, Jirou, Gravity bitch, motor prick, rock hard, scotch tape, inbreded lightbulb, Brest cancer, dark shadow, and midoriya. Hold on what? He wants to celebrate my birth? Maybe birthdays are meant to be fun... Idk. "Then it's settled. Where do you want to go tokoyami?" Well I can't say my house or the cemetery. What are they gonna do? Watch me sleep in my bed/grave? "Surprise us!" Yells dark shadow. He always loves our birthday. Usually because I just go to coffee shops for him, Go into dark caves for him, and help him get off. If I can't enjoy my birthday, I might as well try and let him enjoy it. All Might walks back in with his suit all roughed up like he was in a fight. "Sorry class. There was a humongous monster nearby the walls of the school and it was causing problems. Luckily, I handled it before anything serious could happen." The days go on. We get training, we learn, we age, etc. The bell rings for us to go. As I approach the exit, I see across the yard a group of students waiting at the gate. As I decide to take a u-turn to the back exit, dark shadow yells out a greating to them. "OH HEY GUYS ARE YOU ALL READY TO CELEBRATE!!!!" They turn towards me and I turn right back around and walk towards them. Eww. I'm being watched. Iida says, "Greetings Tokoyami. We have set a scheduled plan for you to have a good birthday." What the fuck is he doing with his hands.... "After we voted, we decided the best location for your birthday," said sero. Dang it. For a second I forgot I was born. "Where shall we be going," I ask. They all smile and look at each other. In unison they cheer, "THE CARNIVAL!" I make a smile. I don't want them to feel bad for picking a location im not interested in. "Sounds great, but I have never actually went to a carnival before." A few of them are surprised. "You have never been to the carnival before?" Asked the living school uniform. "I haven't really had the time, friends, or the thought of going before." Nor was I interested. "Well that's great then! This will be a great first experience for you," said gravity bitch. "Alright then, we should make our way to the carnival now if we wish to get there on time."

AUTHOR:
Too cool for socializing with others. Others socialize with him.
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