Andrew enters his bedroom alone with disappear, he tosses himself on the bed but just enough to smack his head on the frame, "FIDEL STICKS!" He yells with excruciating pain. It was a long day at school and he failed all his tests, he began to loosen the buckle of his belt to be in a more comfortable sleeping position. As he does he realizes that it got jammed from PE when he was making out with the hot senior earlier that day. "Dagnabit, this darn belt." But the more he struggled the more he realized,, 'if I cut my pants off then I won't have to worry about the belt, and it'll always be there just incase.'
So he stumbles into the kitchen and rummages through the pantry till he finds what he needs, a brand new pair of mamas sewing scissors "this aut to do the job." He says to his lonely pantry.
But when he enters his room he sees hot senior guy, standing by the book shelf. "What are YOU doing here Billie?!" He expresses with utter horror, "just dropping off these books and picking up mY belt" "oh, ok says the timid but confident young lad. "And since I'm the only person who can get that belt off we might as well fuck."So this is the story how a sad virgin became less sad and way less virgin.
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the belt fic // [Calums]'s version
Ficción históricaAndy is a sad virgin from Ohio, stay tuned. All of this is a joke with some friends don't take it seriously