Tragedy can make you good.

Chapter 5: location, location, location.

I forgot to mention, this is the Ryan Reynolds Deadpool from the Deadpool movies.

I own nothing.

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(Deadpool's POV.)

I was teleported on another planet at night where it is bloody freezing.

Me: "This place is ******* freezing! Really Author?! Really?! ******* censors!"

Author: "Sorry but this story is for 12 and over."

Deadpool: "(sighs) Whatever. Anyway, where the **** are we, yellow lantern?"

Author: "this is not DC."

Mind: "This is the Planet venzenulon-9, a twin planet to venzenulon-7 and the night temperature on this planet is 300 below."

Space: "You're lucky that Reality just put you in a hazmat suit to survive."

Deadpool: "Ok. Now, where do I need to put you?"

Power: "Just put me somewhere no living being can ever find me."

I took a box out of my magic satchel, put the power stone in the box and teleported into an ice-like cave full of snow.

I place the box in a snowman in a bit of ice and the space Stone teleports me into a city.

Me: "Where are we?"

Reality: "We are in Abel city, now place me in a bank or anywhere with a vault."

Soul: "You're not planning on robbing a bank, are you?"

Reality: "No, We're valuable. So I thought we need to be placed in somewhere that has a lot of value."

Space: "He does have a point."

I then use my teleportation belt to teleport into Abel City's bank and place the reality Stone in a hidden safe.

I then got transported to a kingdom but I felt... different.

I looked at a mirror and saw my reflection.

(Princess Deadpool belongs to AutoKnight01.)

Author: "CUT!!!!"

(17:01 to 17:07)

Author: "Take 2, marker and action."

I looked at a mirror and saw my reflection.