Harry Potter Down Under

JustAFlashback(33)

"Harry! Hey, Harry!" Frisk came running towards me as we entered the Great Hall. Ron looked at them in disgust, while Hermione continued walking towards the table. She was apparently to deep in her book to notice we stopped.

"What do you want, Slytherin?" Ron looked at Frisk with disgust. My sibling's smile slowly faded and she stopped a few feet from us.

"Ron, don't be rude! This is my sibling!"
"Oh...sorry. I thought she might be like Malfoy or something." I stared at him blankly for a moment, making him feel extremely uncomfortable. "I'm just gonna...go sit down..."

He walked away and I turned to Frisk. "How's it going?"

"It's going well, Harry. How about you? I heard a bunch of the first years talking about you in Potions and Transfiguration! I'm so proud!" They pulled me into a hug, making me grin wide as I hugged them back.

"You want to meet up tonight so we can compose and send a letter?"
"Yeah, where do you want to meet?"

"The owlery, of course! By the way, how is Snowy doin?"

"Um...It's Hedwig, remember?"

"Yeah. And has anything interesting happened other than totally pissing off Snape?" She was still grinning as we stood there, many of the students from each house staring at us like we were a freak show from a carnival. We didn't seem to care though, we hadn't cared about people's opinion for a while.

"Well, I made two awesome friends! You met Ron, and the girl was Hermione." I thought back to the classes I'd had that day... First was Potions, where I infuriated Snape, Transfiguration where made Miss McGonagall curious about my abilities...

Charms was mostly uneventful, though I was able to use the Levitating Charm fairly easy. Hermione also chewed out Ron for not pronouncing the spell improperly, and I just smiled because I hadn't even said the spell. Herbology, which was INCREDIBLE. And also exactly as the Dark Lord told me in would be.

The exact opposite of what I was used to. I'll have to check out some books from the library so that I don't fall behind in the labeling the different plants.

Then lunch, where Chara possessed me for a little to scarf down a bunch of chocolates... it was a little embarrassing. What's worse is that I was mostly unconscious for a while so I don't know if that's all they did. Oh, but that's not the worse thing that happened to me that day! It happened after DADA- which was awesome by the way- and checking out some books in my free time to understand a little more about Astronomy.

History of Magic.

That's all I'm gonna say. Those three words are the name of the worst class. I mean, it would be okay because some of it's pretty interesting and there isn't much homework, but the god-damn ghosts wouldn't stop groaning in the back of my mind.

~Would you two shut up?~

"No! This is boring!"

Ohh...we should make a scene and get him sent to the nurse's office!

"You're insane, dude."

~WE ARE NOT PLAYING A GAME OF POSSESS THE POTTER!~

Aww, but it was so much fun back when you were little!

"Back before he was adopted, you mean? Didn't you, like, use him to kill animals in the forest?"

Yesssss! Somebody remembers!

~You a$$holes! That's why I kept waking up with blood on my hands!? What the hell is wrong with you!?"

I still remember the first night we did that you were having a sleepover with the skeletons and I took over when you were asleep. When you woke up you were back on the couch and screamed.

~Yeah, what the hell did you kill anyways?~

Didn't you see the feathers? I totally climbed onto the roof and killed that pidgin. You remember that thing? It was nesting in the gutters and kept everybody awake.

"You know what the worst part of that was?"

~What?~

"We totally put that dead bird on Sans' bed before letting you fall on the couch."

~OMG THAT'S WHY HE SCREAMED WHEN I SCREAMED. You two are evil.~
Only me, the kid's actually pretty nice.

"Hey, Harry. You okay? You kinda spaced out there." Frisk poked my shoulder.

"They wouldn't let me focus in History of Magic."

"They- wait, as in both of them? When did the Dark Lord start talking again." They sounded worried, but I just shrugged. It's not like I was worried anyways.

"A while, actually. I don't know exactly. They mostly just complain or give me tips for my homework. Though...um..."

"What? What happened?" They gripped my shoulders tightly, staring into my eyes.

"It's like they're trying to look into your soul..."

Unless she can see and hear us, she's failing at looking in. It's a one way window Frisk!

"Well, I learned something interesting from them earlier..."

"Yes, and?"

"You remember when we had a slumber party with the skelebros for the first time on the surface and I woke up with blood on my hands? Yeah...they killed an annoying pidgin and apparently left it on Sans' bed."

"OMG that was them!?" She surprisingly released me and burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"Sans told me while you were washing up that he woke up and a pidgin starting flying around the room."

"Dude, you failed?"

I...failed at killing a pidgin?

~Omg you guys, why is this so funny?~

I decided to just leave it unless I need to go back for, like, how Frisk is doing in school or how the monsters back home are coping with neither of the humans being home.

~I doubt any of them are missing me.~

Don't interrupt me.

~Whatcha gonna do about it?~

You'll see...

HARRY WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER PISS OFF THE AUTHOR.

~If she's too mean to us the Reviewers might get angry.

No they won't. Trust me, they won't get angry. And to prove it:

Young Harry walked to the owlery after waving to his friends. He'd be late to bed that night, since he was going up to send a letter with his sister. He was excited, he always loved spending time with Frisk...

But it wasn't them that met him at the tower.

Now here's the mean thing: Nobody gets to know what happens until the next chapter.