Happy birthday bitch

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We're gonna Nintendo switch this shit

-in chat room with

Mic
Eraserhead
All Might
Midnight
Snipe
13
Nezu
Cement
Joke
Mt.lady
Woods
Endeavor
Hawks
Jeanest
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Mic: hello bitches

Eraser head:zashi wtf

All might: yeah why

Nezu: happy birthday hizashi.

Jeanest: omg it is your birthday

13: I'm coming to your house

Midnight: count me in I'm bringing liquor

Joke: why am I here

Hawks: like I wasnt even in your class

Endeavor: like hell

All might: why is he here

Cement: cause he can

Jeanest: haha

Eraser head: I.... Please don't come over

Midnight: I forgot you guys are dating

Mic: we're not dating

Eraser head: we're married

-snipe changed mic to gaymada-

-snipe changed eraser head to gayzawa-

-snipe changed Jeanest to gayest-

All might: wtf

Gayest: but it's true

Gaymada: Oh my god

Gayzawa:....

Joke: OMG YES

-joke changed joke to joker-

Joker: better

-joker changed midnight to R18-

-joker changed all might to that green haired kids dad-

Endeavor: Yagi you have some explaining to do

That green haired kids dad: I'm training young Midoriya right now so hold on

-that green haired kids dad changed that green haired kids dad to dad might-

-Joker changed 13 to what gender am I?-

What gender am I?: idk

Gayest: I mean you sound like a girl.

What gender am I?: but I don't have a body it's just darkness

Snipe: mood

R18: let me in @gaymada and @gayzawa

Gaymada: what did you bring?

R18: booze

What gender am I?: I'm at you house also

Gaymada: come in

Dad might: can young Midoriya come?

Gayest: yes

R18: let that little green bean come!

Dad might: by the way he is *cough*gay*cough*

Gayest: GREAT!

Snipe: wtf dude

Joker: LET ME IN AIZAWA

R18: he is making out with hizashi

Endeavor: hah Yagi my son has a beautiful girlfriend not some ugly ass boy

Dad might: his boyfriend beat your son at the sport festival

Snipe: get even more roasted bitch

Hawks: lmao

R18: hawks come over to this address (location)

Hawks: you got it

-joker changed hawks to Chicken nugget power-

Woods:.....

-joker changed woods to I am groot-

I am groot: I love that movie

Joker: come over and drink you tree

Mt.lady: I'm coming!

I am groot: that's what you said last night

Dad might: I have confiscated all Mights phone this is Midoriya

Dad might: eww what have I read

Dad might: that's what I said also

R18: I CANT BREATHE

dad might: kacchan is top

Dad might: wait... AIZAWA AND YAMADA ARE MARRIED

I am groot: how old are you?

Mt.lady: oh ma god

Gayest: wait you said kacchan right like bakugou?

Dad might: yes?

Gayest: hah you want some pics of him in jeans?

Dad might: yes.

Gayest:

Dad might: thank you kind sir

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Dad might: thank you kind sir

-Dad might added young Midoriya to chat-

Young Midoriya: I gave him his phone back

Dad might: young Midoriya....

Gaymada: woah Midoriya is gay?

Gayzawa: Midoriya.... I'm bottom also

Young Midoriya: yeah I guessed so

Gayzawa: do not tell the class

Young Midoriya: give me an A on the next tests.

Gayzawa: deal

-young Midoriya added KING EXPLOSION MURDER to chat-

Gayzawa: no

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: woah greasy hair and loud mouth

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: your dead jean face

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