League of phycos

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In chat with

Stabby stabby
Mom
Thanos
Scared of my own quirk
Mr. Balls
Lizard
Cremation
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Stabby stabby: you know guys could get pregnant

Mr balls: what

Scared of my own quirk: are you on drugs?

Mom: if so give me some

Stabby stabby: well if a guy got hit with a pregnancy quirk then...

Scared of my own quirk: ok then?..

Mr balls: oooh

Mom: damn guess ill die.

Cremation: why are you saying this?

Stabby stabby: I've kidnapped a person who can do that for handy man and Dabi.

Scared of my own quirk: their gonna kill you

Mom: oh no

Thanos: JUST BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN DATING DOESN'T MEAN WE WANT A CHILD

Stabby stabby: I've already told him I'll let him go once he does the job..

Cremation: naw I'm out.

Thanos: your fucking staying with me

Mr balls: said that crazy girlfriend

Thanos: IM NOT CRAZY

cremation: crazy in love with my dick

Stabby stabby: we already know this Dabi

-thanos left chat-

-scared of my own quirk changed Thanos to Gayaraki-

-scared of my own quirk changed cremation to Homoroki-

Stabby stabby: lmao

Homoroki: the hell

Mom: I let that poor man go. Toga no more messing with Tomura or Dabi.

Mr balls: has anyone seen my arm? I can't find it.

Mom: it's in the bathroom

Mr balls: thank you.

Mom: no problem

Scared of my own quirk: hahahahahahahahahaggagagagagahahahahahahahahahahahagagagahahahagagagagah

Lizard: shut up I'm trying to sleep

Scared of my own quirk: NOPE

-scared of my own quirk changed scared of my own quirk to Off Brand Two Face-

Off Brand Two Face: ayee

Off Brand Two Face: wait where's toga?

Stabby stabby: right here, I was looking through dabis phone and found..... Ewwwww Tomuras dick picks and Dabis dick picks.

Mom: what

Mom: the

Mom: fuck

Mr balls: how big is Dabis

Stabby stabby: big

Off Brand Two Face: Shigaraki's?

Stabby stabby: small

Gayaraki: WHAT THE FUCK

Stabby stabby: AND SHOTOS PHONE NUMBER

-stabby stabby changed Homoroki to Dabi-

-Stabby stabby added Shoto to chat-

Stabby stabby: gotta blast, he can't read past texts uWu

-stabby stabby left chat-

Dabi: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU TOGA

shoto: whatsydjfhajjz

Dabi: oh hi

Mom: toga added who now

Shoto: Shoto Todoroki

Mr balls: from UA

Shoto: yep

Off Brand Two Face: woooaaaah

Dabi: hmmmmmm

Mom: Dabi, do you know him?

Shoto: Dabi, the person who has the blue flames quirk right?

Dabi: ding ding ding

Shoto: AND WHO IS THE SAME PERSON WHO MADE ME NOT SCARED OF MY FIRE SIDE

Dabi: shit

Shoto: Touya

Dabi: shit

Mom: 🤨

Gayaraki: ...

Gayaraki: I've been fucking a Todoroki

Dabi: yes

Shoto: WoAh my brothers gay?

Dabi: yes

Shoto: Fuyumi is gonna hear about this!!

Dabi: NO

shoto: Yes

Gayaraki: what

Shoto: Yes

Dabi: NO

shoto: YES

mom: is that your sister

Shoto: yes

Dabi: yes

Shoto: HAH

Dabi: shit


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