my human of honor🤪:
camille,,,my human of honor🤪:
i'm here to pick you up for your damn bachelorette party that i, A MALE, has to attend AND YOU'RE LATEthe bride🤩:
up your assmy human of honor🤪:
ohhh very nicethe bride🤩:
matter of a fact, eat shitthe bride🤩:
eat shitthe bride🤩:
eat shitthe bride🤩:
definitely eat shitmy human of honor🤪:
camille i'm serious lets gothe bride🤩:
emma ruth won't detach from methe bride🤩:
plus chris isn't here and he always calms her downmy human of honor🤪:
aren't you her momthe bride🤩:
if it were not for the laws of this landthe bride🤩:
i'm calling chrismy human of honor🤪:
i literally hate youthe bride🤩:
i will demote you to bridesmanmy human of honor🤪:
don't you darehello?
hi baby daddy
we're literally getting married tomorrow
yeah about that
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ABOUT THAT?'
i need you to come back home
what's wrong?
anthony's gonna make fun of me if i leave
it's the baby
you or the actual baby
honestly chris
it's the actual baby!!
is she okay?
she won't detach from me
and she won't go with your mom
is she hungry
nope i just fed her
just cranky?
we've never left her before, i mean let's face it we haven't had a night to ourselves for the longest time
yeah you're right
i'm on my way
can't wait to marry you tomorrow stupid
i love you
i love you 4000
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find the light [c. evans social media]
Fanfictioncamillelaurent: still trying to win over chris evans how does everyone think i'm doing? chrisevans: amazing, sweetie! OR in which they refuse to go another day without each other and demand to find the light at the end of the tunnel.