Why did Regan Columbus kill Elsa Cohen? Because f%&k romance! That's why!
The truth is, with Regan Columbus killing Elsa at the end and her kissing him at the end, I can officially put "Romance" as a tag and the more tags on the story, the better! Want to read romance? Do you want a lovey-dovey story? WELL, LEAVE!!! You won't find that in my books! You know what? I'm going to write a book about why romance is a crappy genre and about its flaws. Eat my dust, you dull nut! You look like a wolf! Yeah! I said it!
And to anyone who writes books with romance as its main genre, I have a request for you to add something new to your book. It's called AN ORIGINAL PLOTLINE. Wow!
JK! I don't hate romance this much! It was a joke except for the fact that every romance story is almost identical to one that was made before it, just with a new coat of paint on.
(I do dislike romance though)
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Regan Columbus
HorrorRegan Columbus is the first person from the family of Harrison and Tom Columbus to be born in North America. Let's travel back to the year 1870 to explore his murderous deeds.
