The real side of me

Chapter 2

Okay so the Starbucks thing kind of ruined my day from the start so I decided to try and cheer myself up with some DUNKIN donuts. So I drove all the way there and decided to use the drive thru this time. So I ordered an extra large pumpkin spice latte to soothe my aching heart. So I payed and was waiting to get my coffee and this random person just comes up behind me in their car and just rams their car into mine and like I DIDNT EVEN GET MY COFFEE. UGH WHY DOES GOD HATE ME. my life is over. Well to cheer myself up I just decided to go back into Starbucks, get coffee, and run to my car. I felt like I needed to reward myself for not crying today so I went to the mall. Well I went to forever 21 and there was this super cute crop top that was on sale! Omg so I was looking for my size and they had it but I mean the Starbucks cup on the crop top WASN'T STARBUCKSEY ENOUGH. My life couldn't get any worse. So like I left that junkyard and decided to go to hollister and stare at the boys there. okay so I found these super cute jeans that make my butt look like super large but like nobody was even paying attention to me and I was even twerking in the middle of the store. What is this life. So like I decided to just be generous and buy them for myself. Oh and I also bought this really ugly cheap shirt for my friend Tiffany and like it was ugly and her style is ugly so I decided to buy it for her. Okay so I was just walking along and like one of those annoying boothey things like pulled me to their booth in the middle of the mall and they were advertising for new phone cases and OMG do I love cases. I needed a new on anyway like 271 isn't enough. So I decided to get a case with uggs and leggings and baggy sweatshirts on it I mean like it was nice so why not. Okay so I was walking to Urban Outfitters when I TRIPPED AND FELL IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IN THE MALL AND I WAS SO EMBARASSED SO I RAN AWAY. I got in my car and just drove to Tiffany's house because I was so sad and I had a gift for her. OMG I hope she loves it!

AUTHORS NOTE.

Haha I know this story is crappy but it's supposed to be like that lol don't worry.