The real side of me

Chapter 8

Tiffany and i were just casually driving to the mall when some random chick drove by and beeped her car horn at us and  mouthed something to us, but im pretty sure it was something not-so-nice. Well like we got to the mall and we went to forever21. at forever21 i found like all of these cute legging and crop tops that were only like $5! i bought like 5 of each and went to checkout. the girl at the register was drinking starbucks and i started to stare at the cup. my mouth was watering and i wanted starbucks. She finished ringing up my items and i grabbed her starbucks and ran away.

"Hey! Come back here with my starbucks!"

"Never bish stay away!" So i ran away from that store and went into PINK and was trying on all of these yoga leggings and sweatshirts and ended up buying like 6 of each. You can never like even have enough leggings and sweatshirts! Then i bought a drink from starbucks and just skipped around the mall with all of my bags and my starbucks. I could tell that this day was going okay! So like i lost Tiffany becuase shes so irresponsable and she just runs away. I should really put her on a leash and make her be strapped to me. So i saw a group of like 12 and 13 year olds and i decided to make fun of them because they think theyre too cool and they act like theyre 18. Well i went up to them and they were taking selfies without me.

"What are you little 5 year olds doing here?"

"5 year olds?"

"Yeah!"

"Well we are 12 and 13 and youre just some teenager who thinks shes better than everyone else, but really shes just some girl who deserves to be slapped in the face with a brick." That really made me want to cry so i ran away! I went to my car and there was this ugly little yellow thing on my tire! I dont care if i parked in the "no parking zone" i am royalty and i park where i want! well i eventually just called the number on the yellow thing with my iphone 6 in gold, and they said that itd be 2-3 hours before they got my car! I was so agitated! i decided to take a bus home. I pretty much stood the entire time because the buses in my town are just downright gross. Well i finally got to my stop after what felt like hours! My mansion was 2 blocks away and i had to walk those 2 blocks, when i could have had my car, but those stupid men put some ugly yellow thing on it. Well i finally got to my house and opened my diamond mailbox. There was some ugly plaid shirt in there with a note.

Oh my god. Tiffany is like so rude. I guess she bought this ugly thing when she ran away from me! I will get revenge on her. I WILL!

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